Name My Brewery!

Okay so I need help to name my home brewery (its just for fun, but I need to put it on my label!). I'm a medical student, biology major and I want all of my specific beer names to revolve around medicine ("Ailment ale", "Surgeon's Stout", you get the idea). So any ideas let me know! Thanks all.

 

Hmmm...medicine...$$

how about The 'I'm Rich, Bitch' Brewery and Triage Center?

 

Said he was still in Medical School... not in the money as of yet

Dr. Shot's Anti-Infection Tonic

We cure what ale's yah.








see, it's a clever play on the words ail and ale

 

You should go old school doctor... stuff like snake oil salesman or blood letting or leaches etc.

 

Infection Inspection Brewing
Hippocratic Oaf Brewing (you'd need some fun label art to go with that!)
Under the Ether Aleworks

 

How about Botox Brewery "We'll turn that frown upside down."

 

Ahnat & Me Brewery...

(anatomy)

 

Cures what ales ya brewery

 

Intern-Ale?
Crash Cart Porter?
Crispy-Critter Red?
DOA Barleywine?

Oh wait "Brewery Names". That's a tough one. I am always considering a name change for mine.

Zaleplon Brewing "Take two of these an' call me in the morining"

Zaleplon:A sedative hypnotic drug in a class closely related the benzodiazepines, affecting the central nervous system, used as a sleep drug.

 

Hop-ital beers

 

Say AAHHH Brew Quacks
Quacked Grain Brew Werks
I can't do it here but maybe employ a font that resembles a Dr's hand writing on a priscription, you know, like "Unintelligible Writing Here Brewery"

 

Perscriptions Plus Brewing Co.
Hippocratic Oath Brewery

 

Candy-Striper Brewery.
Intensive Care Ale Works


Beers:
Malpractice Barleywine
Alternative Medicine

 

Modern Medicine Brewing Co. ???

I don't know my head hurts right now.

 

his won't hurt much brewery

arthroscopic ale

suture sludge

mal practice porter

hemostat honey

 

Ale's what cure ya.

 

When you SOAP, do you use the MIDNITE or DAMNIT scheme? (or do they teach you to SOAP?)

I had thought about "SOAP it DAMNIT brewhaus" for awhile, but no one outside the field would get it.

 

Dr. Nick's Magic Potions

 

Bump

keep em coming guys, i love it!

 

M*A*S*H Brewery

 

F the Surgeon General and his Warnings Pregnancy Porter

 

Cold Beer Injection

 

Beer through the nose really hurts. It's fizzy. :cross:

Bob

 

D.O.A Toe Tag IPA

 

Turn Yer Head and Cough Brewery

 

Does This Look Infected Wit

 

Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard, Brewing Inc.
From the Stooges ya know.

 

I don't suppose you live in San Francisco... Doc' of the Bay Brewery

or a name for a long-conditioned beer... Doc' Shotorum's Patience

 

i like the old school ideas.

what about sawbone's brewery, or bonesaw brewery if you like alliteration

 

ohh alliteration is a nice touch without a doubt. My starts with a B as well so that works nicely