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I think they're hot, but you probably don't

Discussion in 'Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling' started by Halbrust, Oct 3, 2012.

 

  1. Pappers_

    Moderator Staff Member  

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
    I suggested a milf, you suggested Chef Boyardee.
     
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  2. gratus fermentatio

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
    I don't even know what that is. :confused:
    Apparently I don't get out as much as I thought.
    Regards, GF.
     
  3. emjay

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
    Ha. MORE than you thought, if anything. The people who get out the least are probably the *most* likely to know what Gangnam (correct spelling) Style is.
     
  4. CGVT

    Senior Member

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
    Kim Rhodes-the mom in Disney Channel's Zack and Cody

    3608299.jpg
     
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  5. headbanger

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
    I'll stick with Nigella..

    [​IMG]

    or Claire..

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. GilaMinumBeer

    Half-fast Prattlarian  

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
    I'd stick Nigella.
     
  7. WesleyS

    Banned

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
    Two good choices.
     
  8. VApatriot

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
    While we're at, how about Piper Perabo from "Covert Affairs", every once in a while she has that I'll just **** your brains out look on her face, mmmmmm

    - or as a second runner up to her, how about Emily Rose from "Haven"
     
  9. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
    I had a thing for Pippi Longstocking
     
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  10. Homercidal

    Licensed Sensual Massage Therapist.  

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
    I'm voting Piper as disqualified. Wasn't she the girl in Coyote Ugly?

    Speaking of, has anyone nominated Billie Piper, Rose on the new Dr. Who series?

    http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/billiepiper_5318.jpg

    Yeah, sure she's obviously hot in this photo and many others, but I've heard of some guys who find her not so appealing.
     
  11. sfrisby

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
  12. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
    I have a thing for the redhead in the new Wendy's commercials. C'mon, who else got a chubby when she talked about "going face-deep in a Baconator"

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Cambone

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
    I agree. But she is out of place in this thread, I believe most would agree she is attractive.
     
  14. GilaMinumBeer

    Half-fast Prattlarian  

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
    In whole nine yards, I thought Amanda Peet was fugly.

    Then she went topless and the world was good again.
     
  15. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Oct 24, 2012
    What she looks like is *********
     
  16. weirdboy

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    Oooh I thought of one. Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas (and solo) fame.

    I know lots of people who think she's hot, but she is definitely not my cup o' tea. Frankly, she creeps me the hell out.

    fergie-hot.jpg
     
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  17. Cromwell

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
  18. weirdboy

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    Yes it is.


    I think that's a good one for this thread, as I know several people who think she's hot, and I don't see the attraction personally.
     
  19. emjay

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    You're doin' it backwards homeslice!
     
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  20. porcupine73

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    Haha I think there's some repressed feelings in there ... relax ... enjoy lots of homebrew ... you may just find out you do indeed think they're hot!
     
  21. thewinechik

    Active Member

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    I CANNOT believe you guys did not pick this up yet?
    But my response to this is : YES you deserve flaming for this one cause thats just like Saying Justin Bieber (for a while I thought they were the same person.). No way Jose!!!

    Now her wife Portia Rossi... Totally hot!!!

    I have met Ina, she is a cutie. Her husband is a lucky guy. I bet she is a vixen in the sheetz.

    Now you guys mentioned Giada de Laurentis ( who in real life has a HUGE head) and a couple other hotties (Nigella) . Isn't the point of the thread to have ones that are really not that hot.
    Nigella is just a beautiful woman, and crapp I don't even like brunettes.
    While I'm here another addition, the chick that plays "bones" sometimes I think she is hot and do-able sometimes i'm like dang she is so cadaver Looking. Scary!
     
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  22. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    Well, yeah, but you mentioned your Pippi Longstocking fetish and the Wendy's girl kind of reminds me of her (for those of us who are not pedophiles).
     
  23. emjay

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    Yes, Giada is hot. Not debatable. And she may have a big head, but large heads on women are generally considered attractive, particularly in a "cute" sort of way as they are associated with femininity and especially youth. Same with other features such as large eyes. On the other side of the coin, women with heads that are too *small* for their bodies are not usually thought of as attractive. At the very least, they almost always lose points for tiny heads.

    Don't like brunettes?!?! How can you "not like" such a dominant trait? What hair color would you *not* kick a woman out of bed for?

    As a kid I was always into blondes the most. Then around the last year or two of high school I realized that most "hot" blondes look the exact same, and it's not even a look that particularly appeals to me. Now it's darker hair that will get me going, and normal blonde is probably my least favorite "natural" hair color (besides grey and white of course). Red hair is nice too, unless she's a ginger. Hell, even "strawberry blonde" gets way more points from me. Sometimes a rich chestnut is just the perfect color for a girl, and raven-haired girls with fair skin are often a winning combination.

    That's actually not an addition! There were a couple of people that said Emily Deschanel, and with that massive jaw of hers, I think there's a place for her on this list.

    Her sister Zooey, on the other hand, is pretty much the definition of gorgeous, and definitely a great example of why dark hair is beautiful. Imagining her as a blonde... Not only does it seem entirely disappointing to turn her into one of those mass-produced barbie-doll types, but I think they should make an actual law prohibiting her from dyeing her hair blonde, as it'd be downright criminal!

    Hell, I think that law should apply to all women. Too many turn their perfectly beautiful selves into the woman equivalent of BMC, boring and devoid of the uniqueness that makes them nice to look at, under the foolish idea that going blonde makes them more attractive. I know it does for many men, but even though there are some women who actually look best as blondes, it is far more often an absolute travesty.
     
  24. Pappers_

    Moderator Staff Member  

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    You are obviously a person of great intelligence and insight :tank:
     
  25. CreamyGoodness

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    Ahem, did you NOT see Ellen in that love scene with Sharon Stone? How about the Cover Girl commercials? I would say that that is some aspirational you'll-never-get-with-her-because-you're-married-and-she's-gay-and-famous-but-wow-you-want-to action.

    You can quote me.
     
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  26. CreamyGoodness

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    Thank GOD! Someone brought the cool kid. Before, it was just the rest of us losers ogling ugly chicks. :ban:
     
  27. Homercidal

    Licensed Sensual Massage Therapist.  

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    I can't seem to find that pic online yet. Need more research. It doesn't look "much" like her IMO.
     
  28. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    Who the hell is Nikki Cox? Wasn't he in Mötley Crüe?
     
  29. thewinechik

    Active Member

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    I never put those two together and you know what now that I look at it most big head women that I can think of are attractive.
    I'm glad I have a big head! - smirk-

    Isn't that crazy, I know, and I'm a brunette myself. I guess it would be like dating my sister... Don't get me wrong I have dated a couple of brunette, but then one looked like a copy of Brooke shield and her hair wasn't really black, more like brownish hair. The other was another Brooke Shield look alike. I guess I have a thing for Brooke. Ummm

    I actually don't get it either. I do not get the women that have straight hair and must have a perm or the other way around.

    Talking of hair color and hotness, you mentioned a dislike for gingers. Have you noticed that gingers are either really effing ugly or really effing hot?
    Example : Nicole Kidman
    http://www.fansshare.com/celebrity/photos/934_ws-nicole-kidman-hot-fwidth-ginger-1475973036.jpg
    Hot!! Ultra hot!
    Crap I did not know her name. Yes yes she has a massive jaw. You know who else has a massive jaw but is hot, The chick from house , Lisa Eldestein.

    http://xtremewalls.com/wallpaper/hollywoodf/Lisa_Edelstein/45/1600x1200/

    See I can find Brunettes hot!!!


    Yeah she is hot. We can't possibly put her on this thread thought!

    I think sticking to natural hair color is a good idea, regardless of the color. Example black or Latina women that go blonde, that's just a big no no.

    Women have such complex about appearance, I mean look at the teenage girls starting themselves to be stick figures like on magazines. I mean really? As a society we are a
    Tad brainwashed that you must be tall as ****, blonde and a stick figure and then from there everyone considers you hot.

    I know I live with one, my partner, who gets a kick when people hear she is also a doctor in biochemistry and molecular genetics...
    She always says: I like the look on people faces that are not expecting much cause I'm pretty ( she knows it too) and then boom you tell them what you do and all of a sudden they are blown
    Away.
    I'm glad she considers this short ( I'm 5'6" ) Latin ball of fire hot.

    Trust me I get it man!

    To creamy;

    I guess ugly women need some ooglin about too.
     
  30. JonM

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    Wasn't she blonde in Elf?
     
  31. Cromwell

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    If I have a huge head, is that attractive, or does it only work for women? Do guys always want a little head? :D

    I thought all red heads were gingers? Or just all natural red heads. Is there a difference?

    Zooey Deschanel as a blonde isn't what I'd call boring.

    http://cdn.1920x1200.net/posts/wp-c...oey_deschanel_1920_1200_jan052009-500x315.jpg
     
  32. headbanger

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    Oh I know who you're talking about now, that chick creeps me out. Not attractive at all IMO. Wasn't she in some stupid emo goth pop band or something too? She looks like she smells funny. Sarah J Parker affects me the same way... Nasty!

    And Creamy, I love you man but you either need get some professional help for that Ellen thing or go ahead and come out. Watching Black Swan may also help you understand what a good lesbian love scene should look like. ;)
     
  33. headbanger

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
  34. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    :confused: ^^^^ :confused:

    [​IMG]

    It's her eyes, more than anything else. They're absolutely spectacular.
     
  35. Airborneguy

    Adjunct of the Law  

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    I'd do Ellen too. My ex-wife went lesbian for a bit while I was in the Army, so maybe it comes from hitting her every time I came home to visit. Actually, in my teens and early twenties, the thing for girls around here was to experiment to the point of having serious girlfriends, so maybe it's from having lived through that debacle in general. ;) It definitely passed here because my sisters' groups of friends never did it (I went though them too before getting remarried).

    Hell, Ellen does it in two ways for me. In the Army I was a hit with older chicks in Colorado, so I never really got over that attraction. The Army was just awesome all around.
     
  36. GilaMinumBeer

    Half-fast Prattlarian  

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    that slip would look better on teh floor too.
     
  37. GilaMinumBeer

    Half-fast Prattlarian  

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    I was one of those guys that had an affair with a high school mates mom. Was well after high scholl tho'. She was a LOT of fun.

    Have had a thing for older women ever since.
     
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  38. bottlebomber

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    Ellen is the stuff nightmares are made of
     
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  39. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
    Juliette Lewis was so hot in From Dusk Till Dawn and Natural Born Killers. Two classic movies...
     
  40. thewinechik

    Active Member

    Posted Oct 25, 2012
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