How would YOU finish "Real Homebrewers...."

...can multiply anything by 131 in their heads.

 

Are unable to stop washing and saving bottles, even though they are out of room to store them and no longer bottle their beer

 

Get aroused at the steady sound of a bubbling airlock.

 

....will greet their beer before SWMBO!

 

...are convinced that apples need to be conditioned for an extra month.

 

...never come out of the closet. That fermenting Belgian is making it smell too darn good. (True story.)

 

So much truth it hurts.

 

...do it during the mash.