Got balls? (pic)

Ya I know this is wrong but I had to

 

Well, your faucet is a little crooked, but at least your balls are hanging straight.
Ya know, can't say I have ever thought about telling another man that.... Does this make us friends?

 

Truck nuts, quite possibly the worst thing ever invented by mankind, have disgraced your tap.

For shame.

 

LOL thats borderline homo-erotic. As long as your kegerator doesnt start talking to you when it comes time to move your kegs into it. 'Im waiting, put it in me'

Those Quizznos commercials still give me nightmares.
-Me

 

Borderline? It fills you up and gives you great head! This belongs in Lil' Sparky's thread!

 

SORRY hey I said it was wrong but at least I posted it in the right forum.

 

you gently caress it's shaft until it spews forth it's juices that you eagerly wait to drink up.....no, not homo-erotic at ALL


watch out for the short and curlies in your beer

 

ugh, now all you need is a git r done sticker.

 

Somebody tell me why one would hang such a thing anywhere? Not passing judgment, just curious.

 

...or maybe one of those AIN'T SKEERED stickers

 

.....what size swampers you got on that kegerator?

 

So, I hope you don't dunk those in your beer before you drink it....

 

You mean carrying around a ballsack on your truck doesn't make you manly??

I asked for a beer, not a cup of Tea!! Get that bag outta my glass!

 

SAMBUCA's profile says she's a 45 year old woman... meh... screw it, if a chick wants to be that forward and hang some nuts from her tap... good for her. I think it would be like a guy putting taps out of some fake boobies.... and who doesn't appreciate some boobie-beer??

 

No no no...I'm not a female. My profile was wrong. Sorry for the sex confusion.

 

Sks to be confused about your sex man... ... it's OK I have a friend who is gay and I still drink with him.

 

Oh... uhhh... ehhh..

yeah... umm

 

I hope you are joking.

 

It looks like you have some sort of drip there.

 

Whats your gay friend have to do with anything?

 

LOL I think he was busting your balls a little there. (No pun intended)

Balls or no balls, hell I wouldnt even care if you had a penis as the pull handle - as long as beer is flowing from that tap you can count me in for a pull!
-Me

 

just watch out for the "special ingredient"

 

I just couldn't drink a cream ale that 'came' from that thing.

 

Here's a new tap handle for ya...

 

ummm......? Nice tap handle??




Weird. the IMG tapgs show up when I quote you, but nothing shows up in the post. anyone else seeing the handle?

aha, If you go to the direct link there is nothing there.


FAIL

 

LOL - yes it does!

 

Please tell me that isn't a brolly spoon...I really would have to pass on the 'Black & Tan Teabag Ale"

 

seems that your tower is way to warm they are hanging a little low... Now if it was at the proper temp you wouldn't even see them

 

Isn't it obvious?

 

Not even I have nuts hanging off my truck. I mean, I have. My nuts, and I was sitting on the tail gate pissing.

 

That's way more leet.