First all grain, dog enjoyed it (read you will laugh)

So i learned a couple of things. First ice cubes are evil. I threw some in to lower my mash temp, that went great except i didn't have enough hot water to counter balance my new way to low temp so i had to heat some more (longest 13 min of my life). 2nd thing i learned was my dog likes grains. I left my mash tun open while i was draining into my brew pot i went inside to grab my phone i come out my dog is one the table with her head in the mash tun, the 152 degree water wasn't enough to keep her from stuffing her head in. Dog is falls off the table and is stuned but she is fine, beer still not sure but least she didn't knock if over. All in all fun day of learning.

 

LOL....

So if doggie ate any of the grains, she may be really "regular" for the next couple days, thanks to the high fiber diet.

 

Regular? She may be UNSTOPPABLE!

 

She may need a stopper.

 

Mebe try one of them evil #7's.

 

I think a 4 1/2 will suffice

 

Just DON"T sanitize them with starsan, that's why they are slippery...use iodophor instead.

 

That's what he needs, A freaking solid rubber stopper flying across the living room at 200mph! bouncing off sh*t and breaking lamps.

 

It won't be bouncing off sh!t...it will be full of it.

 

Blow off tube?

Great story! A picture of her head in the MLT would have been awesome!!

 

this image is priceless..

 

At least you've got a name for the beer: Hair of the Dog Ale!

 

Doggie style beer....

What a hoot....

 

Already been done: Flying Dog Doggie Style.

 

yeah i was kinda startled so i yelled and she ran for her life. In hind sight should have taken the photo.

 

(insert bung hole joke here)

 

How about Dog Slobber Ale?

Great story and mental images. I'm beginning to think it's better without pics.

Man, I must be a sicko. I'm still laughing at all of the stopper/bung hole jokes.

 

Dog Stopper Ale?

 

He could use one of bobby_m's weldless fittings.

 

Just want to throw in I'm glad she didn't go for your hops. Hopefully you know about the dangers of hops to dogs (almost certain painful death).

You should make: http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/spent-grain-make-your-best-friend-cookies-87097/

 

If it were me I'd name it " the dog ate my ale"

 

How about "The Dog Ate My HomeWort"