And the winner is............

WATER!

http://eatthis.menshealth.com/slide..._-10_Worst_Sandwiches-_-Worst_Beers_Slideshow

 

They are ranked by the calories.

I did not realize how low cal Guinness is.

 

...MDG 64 is a beer?

 

Look at the alc content for MDG 64... its only slightly higher than water in my opinion

 

Oh god, my step mom drinks that mgd 64 crap. I tried it once, it reminded me of how fake sugar tastes. Worst drink ever.

 

I got tired after three clicks.

F those D-bags! I'll take my homebrew and beer gut any day over a salad and glass of water.

Stupid health nuts

 

Ha, first beer that shows up (going worst to best) is SN Bigfoot, the beer I just finished...

Worth it.

 

wait ... you mean mgd 64 is beer? I thought it was just dirty water.

 

have you guys seen Bud Select "55" yet? Just saw it tonight, its the "lowest calorie beer in the world," although they still pulled off 4%ABV somehow.

 

2 words - Beer Wars.

 

it is PURE water. seriously, it has absolutely no taste at all.

 

That's impossible. Alcohol is about 7 calories per gram of pure ethanol.
At 4% ABV * 12 fl oz = 0.48 fl oz of ethanol.
.48 fl oz to mL = 14.195mL
14.195mL * .789g/mL = ~11.2g
11.2g * 7g/kcal = 78.4 calories from ethanol

Working backwards....

55kcal / 7g/kcal = 7.857g
7.857g / .789g/mL = 9.958mL
9.958mL to fl oz = .3367fl oz
.3367 fl oz / 12 fl oz = .028 * 100 = 2.8% ABV if all calories are from alcohol.

What you can take away from this is light beer also means light in alcohol, and big alcohol beers will always be high in calories.

 

I musta read the bottle wrong, because I thought that it was too high for 55 calories as well, this website says 2.4%

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/...s-select-55-light-beer-arms-race-gets-absurd/

 

you know they could get those calories even lower if they just went with an ethanol and water mix. Maybe put a 0 cal beer flavoring in it. Or what a bout an O'Douls 55?