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Rofl... you're out of control.

 

My dag ran off, can you help me find him? I last saw him down by the mill barking at a wall.

 

I gave my boss the other bottle of the Bourbon (I bottled 4 and sent 2 off to NHC First Round). He said it was the best beer he ever had. I like it a lot, but I wouldn't go that far. lol I'm planning to make another batch soon, and go BCBCS with half of it to combine the two.

 

I'll not mock.

I want to be a castle smith. Ithink I'd be a good smith, metalurgy has always interested me.

Also as a valuable member of any middle age community, they are usually spared a horrid end following losing battles, flipping loyalties from the vanquished to the victors and kitting their new kin in the finest plate and steel.

 

I guess I'm the jester. The horribly unfunny jester.

 

Dude, not cool. Calling him French, wth did he ever do to you?

 

It was definitely the best beer I had that day. Ever is a little bit much.

 

Ser, castles aren't made of metal. Try again.

 

Coffee at work.

Only 365 days left until I'm 30

 

Child. You're a babby.

Happy birthday sir.

 

That's called a Bard my man.

 

I'd like to think of be wise enough to be a wizard, strong enough to be a warrior, holy enough to be a cleric, or cunning enough to be a thief. But I'm sure I'd just be one of the [email protected] peasants who gets asked a question at some point in the quest, but offers up insufficient advice. The kind that make you wanna punch the screen because I invited you in to have some ales, making it seem like I had some really helpful information, but I just ended up wasting your time.

 

I can sing like a bird. I'll take it.

 

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

 

Id probably pick the warrior. Don't need no brains or nuttin to smash some skulls. And that can be pretty fun in itself.
Maybe a barkeep if I was a back round character. I love to listen to people talk and tell their stories, secretly knowing how much better I am then they are. And the free beer, too.

 

I usually pick thief classes, though.

I guess you can draw your own conclusions about what that says about my psyche.

 

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWckzsJzK_s[/ame]

 

Damn you clerk and your wordsmithery. You will feel cold steel.. assuredly as Avingor vanquished Vedulbe'ard.

And I am no Ser,.....the arrogance!!!!

Also. I give you Steel Castle FTW

 

I would say cleric. I speak the truth (mostly), enjoy a pint of ale (always) and like to laugh (frequently.) You can call me Little John.

Youngin! Happy birthday. Only 45 days left until I'm 25 - for the 2nd time.

 

If you picked anything else, I'd have had to call you out on that.

 

Narc! Snitches get stitches!

 

Wench! A tankard of ale for the cleric. One with a surfeit of esters. Huzzah!

(Also John is alot easier to spell than mcbaumennerbderp)

 

That looks like something I would construct. Complete with 'hidden' escape rocket tower.

 

Needs more rainbows. Liking the rocket escape tower. Damn fine smith/captured war criminal, they must have on the payroll.

 

Templar at heart, here... hope to one day go through the Degree. It will be a few years before considering that though.

 

My most recent selfie: so I guess you are right.

 

Gavin's next attempt at a castle once he learned they're not made of metal:

 

Blacksmith sounds like a pretty cool job, if that's what the proper title is? Maybe I just haven't been to enough Midevil festivals.

@disturbdchemist http://mountainx.com/food/from-farm...lora-brewery-expands-to-a-historic-farm-site/

 

can I be a night elf. I always wanted to disappear at night.

 

I'd probably be some sort of Rogue or Ranger.

 

The tubbier one feeding the pigeon in the background, I presume

And after some deliberation, I'll go with monk (def not cleric tho)

 

the classic warrior response? I'm not fat, I'm just a tank.

 

Dude laughed at that so hard. Thought no way, there wasn't anyone else in the picture... yep.

"DESTROY ALL TEH.. oh herro witle burdy"

 

I had to go back and look too. Fantastic.

 

No other Templars here? You can't all be mead-making cleric monks. We'd be the worst adventuring party yet.

 

Drunken monks have the best adventures.

 

Sitting on a bench getting drunk on mead is hardly an adventure until you try to piss without getting murdered by bandits.

 

I wrote a little song about it wanna hear it here it goes.....


Nothing. I have nothing.

 

Mead is pretty gross. I'd be an inn keeper. Have a nice barroom and get to give little hints to the lost adventurers. Plus I get to make $ and keep kegs of ale in the basement.

 

I've had two meads. My friends which tasted like diabeetus and my brothers that tasted like burning.