A friendly place for friends who drink

Do they have a bunch of goofy sht on the walls, and mozzarella sticks?

 

Hey... we're not supposed to call them car bombs, that's offensive.

 

Don't know what those are but good luck my man.

 

Sorry.

Irish Googlyflarks.

 

Red beards, you say?

 

Ugh. That makes me think of a local bar here that no longer has "suicide" wings, but only "extreme" wings, thanks to a complaint. Such horse****

 

is that you Rhetorik? Lady looks cute, she single?

 

Vanilla Bean Buffalo Sweat and the nectar of the Irish Gods.

 

No thanks, I'm allergic to rabbits and have a heart condition.

 

aww, did SWMBO leave you after you lost your face? say it aint so

 

I actually like that name better.

Ima get druck on googlyflarks tonight.

 

That's me in all my slightly-sunburned-and-fairly-inebriated glory.

And it depends... is your wife single? Tradesies?

Sounds like something the Swedish Chef would say

 

Swmbo asked if I was hungover this morning. Nope, just more Irish than most days. Glad I ended the night with 2 session beers at 2am.

 

Red Beards unite!

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Buncha Daywalkers in here.

 

Morning friendly friends. Happy drink till you wanna fight and pass out day. Feeling better today and can actually swallow. Planning to drink some Irish Red tonight to celebrate. **** the Dr

 

Nice face rug there pointcity.

Mine's sad in comparison.

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I have a neckbeard right now... does that count?

 

All the colors of the rainbow!

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Oh you fancy huh?

 

Dublin Today

 

Mines pretty red if you get past all the grey. Damn kids...
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lol not even close, I is old already at only 35.

 

As if there were any doubt Oregon was the best state; http://www.wweek.com/2016/03/15/oregon-to-become-home-to-worlds-largest-corndog/

 

Beards, ok.

Full facial selfies, no.

 

Last time I attempted to beard, it just looked like my pubes were annexing territory on my face.

It makes me want to cry.

 

Diggin the redbeards.

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My feelings on redbeards

 

Available in all good bookstores.

 

I don't have a beard. Can I still post?
Just ordered some of these since there is a $5 off code. Interested to try them out. http://www.homebrewing.com/equipment/used-whiskey-barrel-staves/
Now to see how long it takes to get a text from my wife, "what did you order through paypal?" I'm thinking 2 hours since she's a little busy today.

 

http://www.artofmanliness.com/

This is a real thing

 

As is the manifesto. A creed to live by.

 

Just reading the comments on it make me think it might be in a different language lol

 

Coffee. I can beard, but I shave because the lady says I have to.

Going to sit at work and watch the NCAA wrestling tourney on my phone. F work today.

 

The Chap Manifesto is a rallying point for the gentleman mired in postmodern confusion: a cri de coeur from the pin–striped bosom. Now, learn how to adjust your gloves with the correct degree of insouciance, how to behave at the revolutionary dinner table, and what items to pack in your anarcho–dandyist toolkit. Once you have mastered the sartorial and behavioral basics, you can move on to more advanced tactics, like The Trouser Semaphore and Random Acts of Common Courtesy.

Agreed.

 

Kind of reminds me of a Clockwork Orange and how that read, really.

 

I never trust a baby face.

 

That is hilarious. The rest too. But that in particular.

Also I thought 77 was mixing Redbreast and cognac for a second. Blech.

 

Not enough Cockney-Russian hybrid slang.

 

Having bangers, corned beef and crisps for lunch. Throw in my annual Guinness tonight and I'll be all Irished out for the year.