4 Word Story

and who wouldn't be?

 

They were firm and

 

not made of silicone

 

and no dish plate....

 

areolas big as hubcaps

 

and bouncing on the

 

tarmac as I pounded

 

my flight stick harder.

 

In the copilot seat....

 

sat a 5 legged

 

marsupial with an abnormally...

 

large and exceedingly hairy

 

woods elf named George

 

who was kind of.....

 

distraught over no inflight

 

full course meal service

 

and $10 for beer!

 

Glad I brought HomeBrew

 

Naturally it tasted better

 

better than PBR, usually

 

because PBR is not

 

unlike beer Shecky brews

 

in the anus of

 

a month dead Orc

 

left decaying in the...

 

moldering yeast residue in

 

the mid-west prairies.

 

George wanted to share

 

a cigarette with the

 

woman in his bed

 

but Kramer burst in

 

and talked about his

 

waking in the Hudsun

 

with his cock exposed

 

wrapped in a rug.

 

Then I had realized,

 

my proctologist recommended thick

 

stool samples are best

 

for deep fat frying.

 

French fried taters, yep!