4 Word Story

Here comes the gravy

 

On taters so wavy

 

with beer in hand

 

all across the land

 

"rhyming sucks," I said

 

but the Sheriff's still

 

made great bootleg whiskey.

 

all while catching criminals

 

who didn't bootleg anything

 

except bad tasting amaretto

 

anyway, back to the

 

way I crapped myself,

 

drinking that nasty Joose

 

found behind the neighbor's

 

18 year old daughters'

 

caboose. Just couldn't resist

 

the reported 10% ABV

 

concentrated Bud Light. Meanwhile,

 

my guts started bubbling

 

because of the vindaloo

 

that wasn't spicy enough

 

for my Mexican tongue,

 

or my Latvian esophagus.

 

So the Sheriff and

 

my wife, were in

 

bed with a wallaby,

 

singing old irish tunes

 

and applying heavy lubrication

 

for the task ahead

 

As I recorded their

 

heaving sighs of passion,

 

the Sheriff accidentally farted

 

which immediately went unnoticed

 

by the stranger in

 

the att boom truck

 

video recording said event

 

to give to his

 

Poor inebriated Aunt Martha

 

who enjoys wallaby p0rn.

 

Crafted by dirty elves.