3 word story

Awkwardly with a

 

video camera, as

 

tabloid paparazzi drooled

 

All over TMZ

 

over the prospect

 

of beiber's girlish

 

Song and dance

 

while wearing a

 

Bra and tutu

 

with whimsical sequins

 

And silly string

 

brushing his teeth

 

with a penis

 

Spitting out a

 

fat load of

 

White, fluoride infused

 

liquor ball sandwich

 

What the hell

 

Was that, asked

 

Eric Holder, who

 

Jerked off Bush

 

On obamas face

 

while Clinton watched

 

and Hilary twerked

 

mistakenly pooping herself

 

Bill liked that

 

Hillary ate it

 

like a doggy

 

Bag carrying thug

 

on a Friday

 

At Santa's house

 

in his dungeon

 

Torturing helpless elves

 

South Pole style

 

, emphasis on "pole"

 

In their holes

 

Like a mole

 

in a mole

 

Hill of mountains

 

River of water