3 word story

My kinda food

 

Proclaimed Thor mightily

 

The Buns Master

 

The great assmanusmaximus

 

Taste tested, Delicious

 

Hershey highway droppings

 

began acting erratically

 

And became alive

 

at the sound

 

Of the loudest

 

Brown note ever.


Sent from somewhere to someone

 

then they arose

 

like hot garbage

 

Swarming with flies

 

and Hershey lovers

 

from Charlie's factory

 

And earth shaking

 

flatulence, exuding copious

 

amounts of jenkem

 

Stoning the world

 

irreversibly, thereby causing

 

mutative dork syndrome

 

Concentrated at comic-con

 

where bulging bellies

 

hid humiliating secrets

 

And secret pleasure

 

was offered for

 

only the most

 

Obnoxiously loud, ironically

 

they ruined it

 

with buttery corncobs

 

And filthy underwear

 

skid marks included

 

with a yellowish

 

cream cheese filling

 

And salmon roulade

 

that wasn't fit

 

for human consumption

 

But Asgaard approved

 

because the Aesir