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Old 01-24-2009, 03:57 AM   #1
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Im sitting here plahying poker online and drinking my latest (as close to ready as Ive drank it) batch, and this gal who is whooping up on everyone said she is getting luckier than a 2 peckered billy goat. Ive never been a farm hand, but I have been around my share of goats and such. But is a 2 peckered billy goat more of a sex machine than a regular one?
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Old 01-24-2009, 04:05 AM   #2
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I don't know about two-peckered, but I once saw a billy goat with its pecker wrapped around its neck and it was licking the end of it. friggin freak of nature.

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Old 01-24-2009, 04:07 AM   #3
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Dude, I am so coming back as a billy goat in my next life...

A sheep sodomizing one at that.
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Old 01-24-2009, 04:07 AM   #4
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I don't see the confusion. It's a matter of math: a two-peckered goat gets twice the satisfaction.
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Old 01-24-2009, 04:14 AM   #5
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I don't know about two-peckered, but I once saw a billy goat with its pecker wrapped around its neck and it was licking the end of it. friggin freak of nature.

You sure that just wasnt a gnome of some sort?
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It's a very vivid memory. It freaked me out (I was pretty young and hadn't found the internet yet.) The same goat used to run around attacking you if you tried to enter it's gate. The ****er had some testosterone!
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That really really sounds like a gnome or three i know of
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You sure that just wasnt a gnome of some sort?
Ive known gnomes to be double even triple jointed, but not neck wrenching peckered.

There is a first for everything though...
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Old 01-24-2009, 04:50 AM   #9
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That really really sounds like a gnome or three i know of
So, just how freakin' close are you and Laughing Gnome anyway?!
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They make internet love all the time.

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