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Old 01-23-2009, 01:53 PM   #1
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As always I have time on my hands at work XD and since I am currently fermenting some English Brown Ale, I thought I would take some of my free time to come up with a humorous label for the ale. This is what I came up with:

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Old 01-23-2009, 02:30 PM   #2
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Mom?!.......

 
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Old 01-23-2009, 03:00 PM   #3
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Ummmmm, very nice. After realizing that there was more to the picture than the topless girl, I do have one suggestion.... the "topless girl" print seems to get lost in the "brown ale" print. If it were me, I would separate the two. Just my suggestion. Otherwise, very nice label!!
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Old 01-23-2009, 03:08 PM   #4
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you should have used this picture:


 
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Old 01-23-2009, 03:26 PM   #5
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I'd leave the text "topless girl" out of it. It's sort of self evident :P

 
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Old 01-23-2009, 03:41 PM   #6
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Or do something funny, like two bottlecaps next to each other- OO.

 
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Old 01-23-2009, 03:48 PM   #7
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Brown Ale + Dirndl = blasphemy

(unless it's a Brown Belgian)
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Old 01-23-2009, 03:54 PM   #8
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Brown Ale + Dirndl = blasphemy

(unless it's a Brown Belgian)
I think he's banking on the fact that the dress won't be the focus

 
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Old 01-23-2009, 04:52 PM   #9
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You may want to change that to read "really couldn't care less" because as is makes it sound like you care about what they think.
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Old 01-23-2009, 05:36 PM   #10
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I think he's banking on the fact that the dress won't be the focus
To be honest I really didn't notice what she was wearing
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