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Old 01-22-2009, 03:27 PM   #1
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My upstairs neighbors have been fighting recently. Unbelievably loud shouting matches where you can hear exactly what they are saying and you can hear them hitting things and breaking things (never got the impression that they are violent towards each other, though). This can go on on and off for an entire day.

Well, last night was a particularly loud fight, but shortly after the shouting stopped my wife and I heard them effing like crazy upstairs. Ceiling creaking like crazy, they were banging into the wall, and, again, shouting like crazy. They've lived upstairs for almost a year, and we have had two neighbors before them, and never heard them fight or fark. Hopefully they found a way to resolve their difference. I just hope the do the resolving a little earlier so they don't wake me up.

 
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Old 01-22-2009, 03:53 PM   #2
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Thats Hot!!!!!
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:28 PM   #3
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Leave a gift basket on their front door letting them know you're glad they worked things out.
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:35 PM   #4
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Leave a gift basket on their front door letting them know you're glad they worked things out.
BWAHAHA!!!!!!

Evil genius there!!!

Little subtle hinting often works.

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Old 01-22-2009, 05:51 PM   #5
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I had neighbors like that once

I tried to talk my wife into having spirited sexy time
Just to let the neighbors know that we could hear them

My wife said that was a dumb idea



 
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Old 01-22-2009, 06:31 PM   #6
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Just tape record their sessions and send them the tape in the mail.
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Call them after they are done and ask if it was as good for them as it was for you.
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Old 01-22-2009, 07:26 PM   #8
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When I used to live in an apartment my wife to be and I could hear our upstairs neighbors getting it on. One night I clapped when they finished, which I think they heard , I never heard them screw again.
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Old 01-22-2009, 07:34 PM   #9
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I like the gift basket Idea, Maybe some boxing gloves and box of rubbers with instruction for Yahoo Live video Feed.
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Old 01-22-2009, 07:37 PM   #10

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Leave a gift basket on their front door letting them know you're glad they worked things out.
Yah - Leave them one of those cheap voice recorders of them farkin'
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