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Old 01-20-2009, 06:57 PM   #1
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This morning work was cancelled due to 'snow'. We both work for the school system out here and the daughter attends, so it was basically a 'family' morning. Well, the SWMBO got up and started making pancakes (rare) but also started opening mail. Well, she came across the Lane Bryant CC bill (which I thought was destroyed) that I conveniently forgot to pay on time.

She came in all pissed off because they had charged a $30 late fee. "$30!! Thats a new shirt for me!" I just gritted my teeth and smiled.

Well my daughter brought me some of those pancakes that she was making when going through the mail... It looked like a O over an M I thought it might have been something cute like a little stick man with a big pancake head. No... My daughter corrected my thinking by rotating the plate - It was a pancake shaped like a 3 and a regular pancake. (O) To symbolize the $30 that we were charged in late fees. I walked in the kitchen to see that she also tried to shape a pancake for my daughter shaped in a $ (dollar sign)
I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.
Then I looked at the bill - WE WERE ONLY CHARGED $29 IN LATE FEES! HAH!

Dare me to argue that point with her?
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:02 PM   #2
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Lane Bryant? Seems to be that should be her bill to pay. Unless you like wearing women's clothing.

 
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:05 PM   #3
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:06 PM   #4
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wait a minute.

You have a lane bryant card.




 
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:07 PM   #5
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Piss in her corn flakes and tell her it represents the floating of your home economy by the liquidisation of your assets?

 
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:13 PM   #6
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Lane Bryant??? WTF?????

You got some 'splaining to do Looooceeeeyyyy!!!!!

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Old 01-20-2009, 07:17 PM   #7
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Walking 'round in womans underwear.....



 
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:20 PM   #8
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Walking 'round in womans underwear.....


Like these perhaps?

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Like these perhaps?

Somebody's cruising the Lane Bryant catalogue.

 
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Somebody's cruising the Lane Bryant catalogue.
Yeah...I wanted to make sure they didn't have a men's or tool section before I commenced to pick on him.

They don't
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