You will definately need an old toilet seat cut in half hanging somewhere in your brew-fort.
All those old signs come to mind. "I am not slow I am not fast. . .I am half-fast."
To the flea market!
Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint-- and another one!
Primary: American Cream Ale
Beerlab #1: 1 gallon of AG Dunkelweiss
Secondary: Classic English Pale Ale
Bottled: American Nut Brown Ale