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Old 01-08-2009, 02:17 AM   #1
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Blitz-Weinhard Brewing Co and Miller have mentioned in on their sights for their private reserves. Anyone know what they are referring to?
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:34 AM   #2
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Never heard of it before...

1. Acquire water

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Old 01-08-2009, 05:00 AM   #3
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I am near Oswego
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:32 PM   #4
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Sounds like something marketing made up. To come up with that many steps, you'd have to include planting the barley.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:48 PM   #5
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If miller uses it, step 37 must be....

37 - Piss in bottle
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:13 PM   #6
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your all wrong!

step 1 Drink a real beer
2. piss in a bottle
3. drink piss
4. piss in a bottle
5 drink piss
6. piss in a bottle
7. drink piss
8. piss in a bottle
9. drink piss
10. piss in a bottle
11. drink piss
12. piss in a bottle
13. drink piss
14. piss in a bottle
15. drink piss
16. piss in a bottle
17. drink piss
18. piss in a bottle
19. drink piss
20. piss in a bottle
21. drink piss
22. piss in a bottle
23. drink piss
24. piss in a bottle
25. drink piss
26. piss in a bottle
27. drink piss
28. piss in a bottle
29. drink piss
30. piss in a bottle
31. drink piss
32. piss in a bottle
33. drink piss
34. piss in a bottle
35. Cap bottle
36. ship to store
37. sell to suckers

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Old 01-08-2009, 07:00 PM   #7
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I'm pretty sure they "add water" between piss in a bottle and drink piss...

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Old 01-08-2009, 07:03 PM   #8

Evan!'s law in record time! Consecutive postings, no less.

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Old 01-08-2009, 07:13 PM   #9
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Henry Weinhard's Brew Marks 150 Years; Parent Company Commits to the Northwest; Weinhard's Great-Great Grandson to Kick off Celebration | Business Wire | Find Articles at BNET

It looks like the 37 step process belonged to Henry Weinhards Brewing (now owned by Miller). Could not find any information on what the 37 steps consist of.
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Old 04-03-2009, 03:03 AM   #10
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37 steps to make a beer I wouldn't drink ice cold in a hot desert.
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