Even though I am posting this *post* ****edupedness its still appropriate that it go here. I will be not the first, but one of the many to say that Apfelwein is the DEVIL!!
Now before you ask, OF COURSE I DIDNT HEED EDWORTS ADVISE! (And boy do I wish I would have!)
'Mass consumption of Apfelwein will get you drunk at warp speed' - "No! Warp speed is too slow! We need Ludicrous speed!" Needless to say, I went plaid last night.
I decided to siphon off a gallon and a pitcher from my 5gal jug that has been fermenting for over a month. (Nice and clear)
Took it over to the wifes friends house and basically I was the only one drinking there. So, I proceeded to put the pitcher down and start on the gallon of Apfelwein. I managed to suck down half of that before the wife got embarrassed and took me home. (I was rather tanked at this point)
From there, I remember walking into the bathroom to pee, then make an about face to hug the porcelain. After that, I woke up on the floor (still halfway in the bathroom) with a blanket over me. (Thank you fams)
I can sit and laugh about this now, but damn If I didnt scare my daughter in the process. Daddy doesnt make it a habit to get so smashed that he wakes up halfway in the bathroom cause its too much effort to crawl 10 feet to the bed. Wow... The worst part of it is I didnt see it coming. It goes down so smooth and wonderful then *POOF* (Youre POOF)
Apfelwein wears Prada... Be warned newcomers! As it was stated before - Apfelwein doesnt play nice with others. In fact Apfelwein runs around the house with scisors screaming obscenities.
Time to go back to my beers that I drink to ENJOY (Not get goofy at Ludicrous speed)