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Old 12-26-2008, 06:01 AM   #1
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As if the parking lot wasn't a bad enough ordeal.

I am there because we are out of Ovaltine. My boys favorite before bed drink. I have done the floured specialty malts with sucess but he still favors the O.

There I am pushing my cart, child in the seat, and desparately negotiating the aisles full of the "grazing cattle".

Now, I can tell this child to "Stop" a hundred times in sucession and he hears not a word but, just once under my breath, I mutter "****ing people get out of the way" and this child hears every word with perfect clarity and Memorex like pronunciation.

"Phhhhuck-ing peoples out of the way, Dadah?" he says repetatively with a volume that even the intercoms could not produce.

Classic I tell ya'

Hearing these words from a 2 year old spoken with an inquisitive inflection.

It took everything in me to keep from a bellowing laughing in front of him as I proceded to find ANY word that sounded similar to change his questionings

 
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Old 12-26-2008, 06:12 AM   #2
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"No, I said trucking depots"!

Classic, I have two and the younges can, and will repeat everything she hears and always at the wrong moment.
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Old 12-26-2008, 06:14 AM   #3
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When a friends 2 year old repeated from the car seat "You can lick my sweaty nutsack!" I was under threat of death if she didn't forget the phrase before we got to her grandparent's house. Gotta love those kids.
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Old 12-26-2008, 06:16 AM   #4
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When a friends 2 year old repeated from the car seat "You can lick my sweaty nutsack!" I was under threat of death if she didn't forget the phrase before we got to her grandparent's house. Gotta love those kids.
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Old 12-26-2008, 06:24 AM   #5
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lmfao (nope... I've um... never... um... been there too...)
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Old 12-26-2008, 06:27 AM   #6
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"No, I said trucking depots"!

Classic, I have two and the younges can, and will repeat everything she hears and always at the wrong moment.
"Broken Peepholes" is what I grasped at in desparation as Gramma Whitey says in the distance "What did that baby say?".

I shat you not.

 
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Old 12-26-2008, 06:41 AM   #7
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LMAO. I just taught our 2 year old the F word as well. Luckily we were at home but he kept saying it over and over again. All we could do was just laugh.
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Old 12-26-2008, 07:22 AM   #8
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my wife used to complain about me slipping up around my oldest son when he was young. Luckily he never caught on and repeated what I had said.

Then one day my wife was driving somewhere with him in the backseat. She was cut off on the freeway and called the other car a jackass.
That became my boy's favorite word. Seemed like he would just randomly shout Jackass, at the most inappropriate time.


I loved it

 
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Old 12-26-2008, 02:58 PM   #9
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Years back, there was a TV show called, "Kids say the darnedest things". Art Linkletter was the host and he said the best question was, "What did your parents tell you not the say?" Every kid on the show would have something embarrassing to say, because they were drilled over & over on it.
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Old 12-26-2008, 05:46 PM   #10
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When my boy was just 4 years old, he used to be a great ice breaker for me at the grocery store. (Bless his little heart) He used to just walk up to anyone, mostly women, and introduce himself. Little Mr. Personality. But more often than not, he would walk up to these women and say, "Hi, my name is Coty, I'm 4 years old. How old are you?"

I know, not exactly swearing, but totally embarrasing, nonetheless.

 
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