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Old 12-07-2008, 01:41 PM   #1
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I know they say just wait it out, but I don't think it's helping. Last night I was drinking an imperial pint of Jamil's Red Rocket clone and I reached for it clumsily and knocked it over all over the nightstand. It immediately spread all over the surface, dripped down the front into the half-open sock drawer (I haven't been able to close that drawer all the way in 5 years) and some soaked into the carpet. I let out an "Oh Fark!"

Anyway, I listened to Revvy and just left it alone. Time heals all he says. But this morning it was much worse. Sticky and smelly, possibly infected. Is it too late to save? How would I get it back into the glass?

Is my beer ruined?
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Old 12-07-2008, 01:45 PM   #2
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It just needs a simple rehydration, is all. Add just a little bit of water, use a sponge (sanitized, of course) to soak it all up, then back into the glass. If you're an expert brewer like me, you'd use a Shamwow instead of a sponge. Those things LOVE cola, and beer even better.
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Old 12-07-2008, 01:47 PM   #3
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It just needs a simple rehydration, is all. Add just a little bit of water, use a sponge (sanitized, of course) to soak it all up, then back into the glass. If you're an expert brewer like me, you'd use a Shamwow instead of a sponge. Those things LOVE cola, and beer even better.
Do you sleep? I saw posts from you at 3 am and here it is less than six hours later. I'm starting to believe you are always here, watching.

 
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Sleep? Oh I remember that. I used to do that awhile ago. No more since the graveyard shi*t kicked in. So yes, now I'm here, and I have my eye on you. Just... not that part of you.
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Old 12-07-2008, 02:13 PM   #6
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+1 to the Shamwow says Vince.


 
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Old 12-07-2008, 02:25 PM   #7
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Dang. I could have used the Shamwow last evening. But...I'm suspicious of the video editing here. Not enough continuity. Too many cuts. Then again if it was on TV and now on the InterWebs, it must be legit. I'm gettin' me a few today. Sham. Wow.
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Dude! No need for fragile beer bottles - just ShamWow! a couple pints...

Think they'd hold carbonation?
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Old 12-07-2008, 03:38 PM   #9
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Dude! No need for fragile beer bottles - just ShamWow! a couple pints...
I think you're onto something here. Just rack the brew into a bottling bucket, toss in 40 shamwows, cover, and put the whole bucket into the fridge. Whenever you want a homebrew just pull out one shamwow and wring into a pint glass.

What could possibly be easier?
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All I have to say is Sham Wow.

 
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