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Old 11-24-2008, 03:23 AM   #21
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If Bond had known he was getting into a fight, and was prepared (as is the Bond way...), then he would win. But, street fight with newspapers, paperclips, and coins? Bourne would have him stapled to a wall somehow and still taken a train ride around the country with everyone looking for him.


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Old 11-24-2008, 03:26 AM   #22
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Chuck Norris could beat anyone because well hey...Hes Chuck Norris


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Old 11-24-2008, 03:29 AM   #23
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Chuck Norris could beat them both with the flex of a glute
Darn tootin!

Bourne books are fantastic. Movies, Meh?. Not bad, but Matt Damon...C'mon folks.

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Old 11-24-2008, 02:43 PM   #24
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I like Bond, but Bourne is Da Schnitzit! (that means good).

I like the New Bond. I think he brings back the tough guy image that has been lacking in Bond for a while. He reminds me of the Connery Bond in that he is sexy, smart, and tough. Roger Moore was an OK bond, but Sean and Daniel just seem to do it all for me.

Plus, my wife likes Craig, so that's ok for me too.
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Old 11-24-2008, 03:04 PM   #25
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Jason Bourne? Please...

Bond would kick his ass before breakfast.
Whatever. It'd take a coroner an hour to figure out how far up Dbl O's arse Bourne shoved the spoon. And we won't even go into what Bourne would do with the eggs.

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Old 11-24-2008, 03:18 PM   #26
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Sean Connery is one bad mofo!! Just look at his appearances on Jeopardy!!
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Chuck Norris could beat anyone because well hey...Hes Chuck Norris
Why do we have to keep going over this? Chuck Norris is a douchebag. He tried to sue the guys who singlehandedly brought him back from the ruins of post-Walker hell by inventing all those "chuck norris-isms".

Even ignoring the real Chuck Norris' douchebaggery, I triple-dog-dare you to put up a Bond or a Bourne fight-action sequence side-by-side with a Walker, Texas Ranger roundhouse-kick-o-thon. Weak. Sauce. Oooh, you beat up some hired redneck goons with a roundhouse kick in your special roundhouse-kick-jeans.



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Old 11-24-2008, 03:27 PM   #28
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I say Bourne.


Then again, Sean Connery took down a Nazi fighter plane with an umbrella and a bunch of seagulls. That's gotta count for something.
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Old 11-24-2008, 04:28 PM   #29
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I would go with Bourne. He has never shown any restraint within all of his books/movies, while it wasn't until the new bond that we started seeing him actually kill people... Granted, the new bond movies are really "the beginning" of all the bond films.

That said, "Young" Bond would probably kill Bourne, however the "older" Bond would get stomped...
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