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Old 11-13-2008, 02:41 PM   #1
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Up 'til now, if you wanted to walk or run down the street, you'd have to actually walk or run on the street and get your shoes all dusty and stuff. Man, eff that. Now, with the Speedfit Treadmobil, you can walk/run down the street and never have to go through the grueling rigmarole of actually walking/running on the ground. Man, how come I didn't think of this!?

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Old 11-13-2008, 02:45 PM   #2
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How frigging cool is that!!!? I WANT one!!!

 
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:09 PM   #3
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I have something similar to that.

It's called a bicycle!! Way cooler than that thing! I can just see getting passed by a geriatric speed walker.
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:23 PM   #4
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Yeah, and with those fat tires the rolling resistance is way high... get some thinner, firm compound tires and it'll take less effort.

Oh, wait, I guess that's the point

 
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:25 PM   #5
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Man, I could have used that a few minutes ago. I slipped twice on my run on the carcasses of worms who, for reasons unknown, end up in the street after a rain to commit mass suicide.

 
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:28 PM   #6
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Call me when they motorize it.

 
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Old 11-13-2008, 04:05 PM   #7
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Man, I could have used that a few minutes ago. I slipped twice on my run on the carcasses of worms who, for reasons unknown, end up in the street after a rain to commit mass suicide.
Hey man! Like, no one is more important than the earthworm! Why do you hate the planet so much man!? You need to go hug a tree and feel the force of the planet. You need to, like, make amends for your murderous tendancies man!

 
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Old 11-13-2008, 04:08 PM   #8
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Hey man! Like, no one is more important than the earthworm! Why do you hate the planet so much man!? You need to go hug a tree and feel the force of the planet. You need to, like, make amends for your murderous tendancies man!
I didn't kill 'em. They were already dead, thus the word carcasses. And I almost did hug a tree on one of those slips.

Of course, with that machine I could kill much wildlife with those tires. Squirrels would have no chance.

 
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Old 11-13-2008, 04:15 PM   #9
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I think it's awesome, and much more kickass than the segue anyday!
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But I still think this is the coolest of all.

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