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Old 11-06-2008, 09:53 PM   #1
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In other words, how to make sure there isn't a second date

What do YOU do when herpes flares up?

Could you come up and help me pop some zits on my butt?

I need to hurry, my wife and kids will be home soon.

 
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Old 11-06-2008, 09:54 PM   #2
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You kiss better than your mom! Can we call her?
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Old 11-06-2008, 09:54 PM   #3
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does this look infected to you?
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Old 11-06-2008, 09:56 PM   #4
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You buying?

What color are your panties?

I love you!

You are one of "those girls" aren't you?

 
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Old 11-06-2008, 09:57 PM   #5
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I only have a five, can you break it?

 
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Old 11-06-2008, 10:00 PM   #6
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Let's go for broke. It's a date right.

"Can I get a Fudge McSundae"...."Nuts?"....."She's got those covered later"

 
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Old 11-06-2008, 10:04 PM   #7
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Ha.

My brother took a first date to see The Accused.

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A rape victim, enraged at the light sentence her attackers received on account that she was of "questionable character" goads a female prosecutor to charge the men who literally cheered the attack on.
On the flipside: He agreed to a first date, in another instance, to see a football game because her father was a coach. He assumed HS football game.

He found out quickly that Saturday morning that he was to watch the WI game from the sidelines with his date.... the daughter of Barry Alvarez.

I'm still pissed he blew that date too.
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Old 11-06-2008, 10:07 PM   #8
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Do you have worms?

 
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Old 11-06-2008, 10:09 PM   #9
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For me it was always, Hi.

 
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Old 11-06-2008, 10:12 PM   #10
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I had three sh!ts today!.....Wait there, I'll be back soon.

 
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