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Old 11-03-2008, 10:41 PM   #1
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It will be a tight vote. Both candidates will claim victory, and it the decision will go to the Supreme court once again. The Supreme Court can not make a decision, so they order the candidates to a death match.

Round one. Obama makes the first move. He calls McCain a crippled cracker, and hurls a ninja star at him. MC catches the star in his butt crack, and throws a vietnam vet at Obama. Obama counters that move by blocking the vet by standing behind a rabid black pastor. Obama then makes an assault on MC by claiming that his wife has had one too many cosmetic surgery operations and now looks like one of the sillier aliens from a cheap sci-fi channel movie.......MC counters by mentioning that "Quite frankly, Michelle is a bit of a horse, and no oil painting either"

Ding Ding! End of round one.

Round two. MC Blind sides BO with a Joe to Plumber to the face. BO shakes off the pain with a sly giggle at the appointment of Sarah Palin as VP. He then walks slowly around MC taunting him with jibes saying "Well, who is a pretty boy maverick NOW then!?" He throws a jump shot towards MC's head and laughs again as MC tries to raise his arms above his head to block the ball.

Ding Ding! End of round two

Round Three. MC makes the first move. Things are looking desperate, so he pulls out the race card. He claims that the only reason BO got so far in this race was because of the black vote. OB counters with the fact that race had worked pretty darned well for all the past white Presidents. MC Taunts BO about his lack of experience in governmental affairs. BO pulls out a gun and shoots MC in the face, and goes on to taunt him about his lack of experience in taking a bullet in the face.

But wait!! Sarah palin jumps through the ropes with her moose huntin' gun! She blasts away BO with a shot to the temple and a sly wink! She pistol whips Biden to the ground in a pool of blood!

Sarah Palin is the new President!!!

No real people were harmed in the making of this election (Politicians don't count)


 
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Old 11-03-2008, 10:43 PM   #2
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God, I miss Celebrity Deathmatch....
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Old 11-03-2008, 10:49 PM   #3
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God, I miss Celebrity Deathmatch....
My thoughts exactly
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Old 11-03-2008, 10:54 PM   #4
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Hey!!! It took me f#cking AGES to type all that sh!t! You call those responses?

Bollocks. I'm gonna go off and sulk.

 
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Old 11-03-2008, 10:55 PM   #5
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Do they let you out for the day to vote Gnome?
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Old 11-03-2008, 10:58 PM   #6
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Do they let you out for the day to vote Gnome?
Yes! And I am voting based solely on the results of the scenario in my noggin as described above. It just seems right.

 
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Old 11-03-2008, 10:59 PM   #7
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Then you better hope the meds don't wear off before the pencil hits the check box.
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Old 11-03-2008, 11:07 PM   #8
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Gnome, if you don't earn some kind of living from writitng, you certainly could! What a great imagination. And yes, Celebrity Death Match was funny as hell.

 
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Old 11-03-2008, 11:21 PM   #9
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Gnome, if you don't earn some kind of living from writitng, you certainly could! What a great imagination. And yes, Celebrity Death Match was funny as hell.
It's the artist in him. The piss artist!
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Old 11-03-2008, 11:22 PM   #10
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It's the artist in him. The piss artist!
Hey, Jock!....I don't think that term works the same in the US as it does to us.

 
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