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Old 10-30-2008, 07:54 PM   #1
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It's often heard that a goldfish has a 5 second......5 second something.

Anyway, I don't think that can be true, I mean, I keep goldfish, and I watch them a lot. I can safely say that........

It's often heard that a goldfish has a 5 second......5 second something.

So, is my beer ruined? I'm not sure if that thing is supposed to be floating on the top. Man that Paris Hilton is a skank!

It's often heard that a goldfish has a 5 second......5 second something.


Damn! Did you know it takes more than 5 seconds to type a full sente.....Oh crap, I lost my train of thought.

Who was talking about trains? Man I LOVE Thomas the tank engine! (Whoever that is)

When I get too old to dress myself, i wanna be a truck driver. That'll teach them boy racers!

I forgot to add the priming sugar. Hello? who is this on the line?

Oh crap, I think I just sh!t someone's pants. I hope it wasn't mine.

 
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Old 10-30-2008, 07:57 PM   #2
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Meth is a hell of a drug.
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Old 10-30-2008, 07:58 PM   #3
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most certainly sir.

I have the utmost confidence in... uh, in.


SHUT UP! GET OUT OF MY HAIR DAMNIT!!


why must you follow me everywhere?!!


Why does it burn so much?!!!


and I really don't like that color on you, it makes me think of walnuts.

and I HATE TURNIPS!!
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Old 10-30-2008, 08:02 PM   #4
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Been sniffin the goldfish flakes again mate?

 
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Old 10-30-2008, 08:02 PM   #5
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Welcome back.

 
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Old 10-30-2008, 08:03 PM   #6
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Meth is a hell of a drug.
I just think that's what happens when you turn old.
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Old 10-30-2008, 08:04 PM   #7
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Is he or has senility set in?

Kinda reminds me of Chef Brian from CAD-Comic. Especially this strip.
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yes.

wait, no!

um, stop staring at me!
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Old 10-30-2008, 08:06 PM   #9
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Speaking of Thomas the Tank Engine, remember Ringo Starr?

 
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Is he or has senility set in?
You've been around here long enough to know the answer to that one. I for one am happy the nutty Gnome is back. It makes my insanity seem positively normal.

 
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