Almost all were my own insights. The results are the biggest, lamest bunch of BS ever.
"Sickness Quotient: 79%
Your Sickness Quotient of 79% indicates therapy may be useful.
* Interpersonal Insights
You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob.
* Job Performance & Attitude
You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.
* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "If you can’t make them think, make them wonder." Trust us- you've succeeded beyond your wildest dreams. "
Oh and I found this
"We, on the other hand, dispense with all that technical and pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumo, and simply give you some random answers. Many people claim that these arfe every bit as good as the "real" Rorschach answers determined by some highly paid, fancy-pants clinician or psychologist. "