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Old 10-21-2008, 02:03 PM   #1
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Accidentally have unprotected sex with up to 6 partners in the past six months? Use this handy form to send out an unapologetic e-card, telling your past lovers to get tested. Finally! No more pesky phone calls AND you get to feel like you're being responsible!

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Old 10-21-2008, 02:12 PM   #2
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"Wondered why it burned when you pee? I don't... anymore."

Just curious, how fast is terminal velocity of a society?
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Old 10-21-2008, 02:22 PM   #3
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whores x (Desperate Housewives + P. Diddy) = Terminal velocity of society
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Old 10-21-2008, 04:20 PM   #4
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Our eyes met across the crowded hat store.
I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher.
Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced.
I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

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Old 10-21-2008, 04:30 PM   #5
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Our eyes met across the crowded hat store.
I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher.
Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced.
I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

-Kramer
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