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View Poll Results: Do you have a "girl" butt
Yes, and the ladies love it 26 47.27%
No, that is why I carry a large wallet, so it looks like I have at least one cheek 26 47.27%
Sort of - it's big, but really flabby 3 5.45%
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:20 PM   #1
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Here's a topic for a slow Monday that will get you up out of your chair, and possibly get some odd looks. Do you (men) have a girl butt? My wife says I have a girl butt, she's always said this, and a while ago we saw in some magazine a simple test to determine just this. Lie flat on you back. Now try and slide your hand under the small of your back. If you can easily do this, you have a girl butt - your ass is big enough to lift the small of your back off of the ground. If you can't easily slide you hand under, than you have a typical(?) male flat ass. I'm curious to see just how typical is a flat ass. I have seen a few women with a typical male ass, and that is just not attractive. I'm assuming all of the lady brewers who frequent this site all have fine butts, so I haven't included any choices for them.
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:22 PM   #2
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I have a girl...but she won't pose for picks!
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:23 PM   #3
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pjj2ba, you're a freak.
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:23 PM   #4
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Just a typical flat male ass. Sorry.

I did not do the simple test, but I've looked at my own ass many times in the mirror, so I'm pretty familiar with it.

 
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:37 PM   #5
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It's like I am carrying around a sheet of plywood in the back of my pants...

 
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:42 PM   #6
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I have an a$$ of steel!

it is from a very rigorous workout regimen called STRESS!



yes, you could call me a tight a$$!



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Old 10-20-2008, 06:42 PM   #7
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My oldest brother has an a$$ that looks like - what's the saying? - he shoved two fine hams down the back of his pants.

Edit: Gross, I just realized that makes it sound like I look at my brother's ass. Seriously it's hard to miss, and has been the topic of many an off-color joke in our family.

 
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:45 PM   #8
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I miss read the topic. I thought it said "Does your girl have a butt".

Hmm, girl butt eh? Yeah I think so. Chicks dig it.
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:49 PM   #9
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I miss read the topic. I thought it said "Does your girl have a butt".

Hmm, girl butt eh? Yeah I think so. Chicks dig it.


So where's laughing gnome...he's usually the one to come up with this $h#T late in the afternoon to entertain the bored at work crowd....Glad you're covering for him..
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Old 10-20-2008, 07:13 PM   #10
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Yes, I do.
Yes, SWMBO loves it!!
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