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Old 10-17-2008, 08:35 PM   #1
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So seeing the discussion in "Beginners" on making Bud Lime clones and being astounded to see A-B mentioned without a string of epithets following I have decided to fess up to drinking crap beer. During summer I like something cold and innocuous to chug when I get home from work and fire up the BBQ. At these times my choice is always Miller High Life.

Whenever I've tried Buttwiper (people leave it after parties, honest) I get a hangover without actually getting drunk. Coors, MGD, et al all taste like ass. I do like an occasional Corona, but the thing with High Life is it's super cheap, doesn't get me drunk if I consume three in as many minutes and really doesn't taste enough of anything to be bad.

So what's the lowest credibility brew you actually enjoy consuming when the occasion is right?
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Old 10-17-2008, 08:40 PM   #3
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My cheap grocer go to's;

American Ale, Killians Red, Genessee Cream, PBR, Grolsch Blonde, and in a pinch at a restaurant Guinness DS.

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Old 10-17-2008, 08:41 PM   #4
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Old 10-17-2008, 08:42 PM   #5
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Call me an EAC if you want, but the "lowest cred beer" I enjoy consuming would probably be Widmer Hefe....BMC has NEVER and will NEVER be seen in my house. I don't drink it, never have, never will.

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Old 10-17-2008, 08:45 PM   #6
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The only one that I refuse to drink is Corona and Corona Light. I would rather eat the ass out of a dead skunk than drink that. Wait actually isnt that what you are doing when you drink a corona?

Aside from that the only one that I actually ever buy is miller lite and thats just for parties and beer pong. That is when im not playing Patron pong.
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Old 10-17-2008, 08:47 PM   #7
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I really enjoy the high life commercials.

I should try some miller high life sometime.
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Old 10-17-2008, 09:07 PM   #8
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I'll drink absolutely anything. I'm a f*cking pig. I would drink Rosie O'Donnell's p*ss if it came in a ring pull can.

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Old 10-17-2008, 09:08 PM   #9
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Yuengling. Regular BMC makes me gag, the flavor is not enjoyable to me at all. I'll have some ice-cold Yuenglings occasionally when I'm feeling cheap.

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Old 10-17-2008, 09:10 PM   #10
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All BMC tastes pretty much the same to me, so if there's nothing else, that's what I'll have.

I classify the following as just being above BMC, and I'd rather have these:
Killians Red, Yuengling, Dos Equis
Primary 1: pale ale
Primary 2: blondie

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