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Old 10-15-2008, 02:43 AM   #1
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They are always "chuckling" and whining about weird things like pants. They talk about farts and other disgusting stuff and they seem to have an annoying British accent.
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Old 10-15-2008, 02:43 AM   #2
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I blame their parents
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Old 10-15-2008, 02:46 AM   #3
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I've heard they have small willys and are trying to compensate.

I don't know if it's true, but a little gnome told me that in so many words!
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Old 10-15-2008, 02:46 AM   #4
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Laughing Gnome made reference to his dancing stomping feet...that gave me a very strange mental image.
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Old 10-15-2008, 02:48 AM   #5
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For some reason I keep picturing a Hobbit on a Pub table with a pint in his hand.

 
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Old 10-15-2008, 02:49 AM   #6
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I've heard they have small willys and are trying to compensate.
I heard similar.
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Old 10-15-2008, 02:50 AM   #7
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They are always "chuckling" and whining about weird things like pants. They talk about farts and other disgusting stuff and they seem to have an annoying British accent.
Yeah, I hate the little bastards! they have no self control, and are always drunk/high/stupid! When will the little craps just leave us alone so that us normal folk can enjoy a good honest helping of s#ccer, steak and kidney pie and double decker busses for dinner!? Bastards! I hate them with a vengeance! I sometimes wonder if they are even real! When was the last time you ever actually met a gnome? Honestly, I think they just troll around our forums pretending they are real, when in fact they are a fig leaf of your imagination! Bastards! ALL of them!

 
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Old 10-15-2008, 02:52 AM   #8
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Oh yes, and it's true, They have tiny little willies.

 
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Old 10-15-2008, 02:56 AM   #9
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I hear they can get you pretty good rates on airlines and at hotels tho'.

 
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Oh yes, and it's true, They have tiny little willies.
How do you know?

You know what I think is creepy? All those people who have "garden gnomes". It's like they can't afford garden fairies, or those stupid fake rabbits. Why would you put a gnome in your garden? They look like Snow White lost a dwarf.
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