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Old 10-13-2008, 07:19 PM   #1
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Non-Alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it might taste the same but it just ain’t right!

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:26 PM   #2
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my pops got his 20 year chip a year or two ago. NA beer is a big help because he likes the taste. Personally, I think it's just skunky, but whatever. There's nothing inherently wrong with it.
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:28 PM   #3
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Taste the same as what exactly?

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:28 PM   #4
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Taste the same as what exactly?
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.planned:
•Scottish 80/- •Sweet Stout •Roggenbier
.primary | bright:
98: Moss Hollow Soured '09 72: Oude Kriek 99: B-Weisse 102: Brett'd BDSA 104: Feat of Strength Helles Bock 105: Merkin Brown
.on tap | kegged:
XX: Moss Hollow Springs Sparkling Water 95: Gott Mit Uns German Pils 91b: Brown Willie's Oaked Abbey Ale 103: Merkin Stout
98: Yorkshire Special 100: Maple Porter 89: Cidre Saison 101: Steffiweizen '09 (#3)

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:29 PM   #5
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my pops got his 20 year chip a year or two ago. NA beer is a big help because he likes the taste. Personally, I think it's just skunky, but whatever. There's nothing inherently wrong with it.
Ya gotta get behind the spirit of the great quote Evan!

Admittedly, I've heard it before. It was hilarious the first time, but it's still very funny the second time!

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:41 PM   #6
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that's the thing, I didn't think it was a great quote...
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.planned:
•Scottish 80/- •Sweet Stout •Roggenbier
.primary | bright:
98: Moss Hollow Soured '09 72: Oude Kriek 99: B-Weisse 102: Brett'd BDSA 104: Feat of Strength Helles Bock 105: Merkin Brown
.on tap | kegged:
XX: Moss Hollow Springs Sparkling Water 95: Gott Mit Uns German Pils 91b: Brown Willie's Oaked Abbey Ale 103: Merkin Stout
98: Yorkshire Special 100: Maple Porter 89: Cidre Saison 101: Steffiweizen '09 (#3)

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:45 PM   #7
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that's the thing, I didn't think it was a great quote...
Yeah, I've met your cousin!

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:57 PM   #8
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Yeah, I've met your cousin!

Now that was a GREAT quote!

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 08:15 PM   #9
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Non alcoholic beer is like riding a moped or having sex with a fat girl, there both fun to do until your friends catch you.













I got nothing.

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 10:46 PM   #10
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Lisa: Wow, a secret staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?
Apu: You know, it's never come up.
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