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Old 10-01-2008, 11:02 PM   #21
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So I learned to dance with my hands in my pants
And I rub my neck and I write em a check
And they go their merry way

Billy Joel
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It tastes.......more fuller
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and stufffff.

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Old 10-01-2008, 11:04 PM   #22
Oct 2006
Monterrey, Mexico
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Rush - 2112

Long song! Kick Ass Lyrics!

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Old 10-01-2008, 11:15 PM   #23
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Something about the way you taste
Makes me want to clear my throat
There's a message to your movements
That really gets my goat
I looked for sniffy linings
But you're rotten to the core
I've had just about all i can take
You know i can't take it no more
Got a gut feeling
Centered 'round long time ago
On your ability to torment
Then you took your tongs of love
And stripped away my garment
Got a gut feeling

"Gut Feeling" - DEVO

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Old 10-02-2008, 12:18 AM   #24
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f*ck you i wont do what you tell me
f*ck you i wont do what you tell me
f*ck you i wont do what you tell ME
F*CK you i wont do what you tell ME
F*CK YOU i wont do what you tell ME!
F*CK YOU I WONT do what you tell ME!
F*CK YOU I WONT do what you TELL ME!!

Maybe not epic but you know Zack means it!
I'm too lazy and have too many beers going to keep updating this!

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Old 10-02-2008, 12:31 AM   #25
May 2008
Oakland, California
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Can't believe this one hasn't be done yet

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How evrything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
this is also a very epic sounding part of the song too.
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Old 10-02-2008, 12:44 AM   #26
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Originally Posted by Short Drive View Post
Bob Dylan 1963

The Times They Are A-Changin'

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.

The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'.
Great song(best so far), but doesn't make me chuckle or shake my head

Originally Posted by blacklab View Post
What's your favorite lyric? What makes you chuckle or shake your head?

'The sunshine bores the daylights out of me'

Rocks Off, Rolling Stones
This one from Frank Zappa

It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin'
'cause the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin'
'long the side of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin' weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, "gimme summa that what yer suckin' on..."
But there was no reply
'cause she was gone...

"where's those titties that I like so well
'n my goddamn beer!"
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil...he's about this big...

He had a red suit on
An' a widow's peak
An' then a pointed tail
'n like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin

I said, "you sonofabitch!"
'cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
'n started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang

Then the sucker just laughed 'n said, "put it away...
You know, I ate her all what you
Gonna say? "
You ate my chrissy? "titties 'n all!"
Well, what about the beer then, boy? "were the cans
This tall? "
Even her boots? "would I lie to you? "
****, you musta been hungry! "yes, this is true."
Well don't they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
"well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through..."

Well I want my chrissy, 'n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?

"blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here..." yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
"don't call me that"
That's about the only reason
...gimme that yer ass I'll sign...
'cause I need a beer, 'n it's titty-squeezin' time

"man, you can't fool ain't that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon 'n agnew, too...
'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you..."

Well, let's make a deal if you think that's true
I mean, you're the devil, so whatcha gonna do?

(improvised dialog)
"wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me..."

"that's very, very true
I'm only interested in two things
"yeah? "
See if you can guess what they are"

"i would think...uh...let's see, maybe stravinsky..."

"i'll give you two clues. let go of your pickle"

"what? "

"let go of your pickle!"

"i'm not holding my pickle"

"well, who's holding your pickle then? "

"i don't know...she's out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage? "

"i'm only interested in two things, and that's
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
"what? "
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!"
Titties and beer!"
"i don't know if you're the right guy? "
Titties and beer!"
Titties and beer!"

"no! don't sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin'...all around the world

She said "i got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And I'm gonna get ripped, so f**k, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?

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Old 10-02-2008, 12:45 AM   #27
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April 2031 by Warrant:

They say the sky used to be blue
I don't quite believe it.
It's probably always been
the color that it is.
And there were cotton candy clouds.
And birds to fly through it.
Just stories we all love
to tell our kids.

So I'll close my electronic door
And keep the cold outside.
And hug my aluminium pillow so tight.
And pray the radiation
doesn't make me sick tonight.

No more sky and no more trees.
April 2031
No more oxygen to breathe.
April 2031
No more hate and no more war.
April 2031
Nothing left worth fighting for.
April 2031.

They say there used to be a wind
that wasn't caused by fans
I wonder how it would
have felt in my hair
And the nuclear ring
around the moon was caused by man
if it was, then it's much
too late to care

So I'll put my safety goggles on
and gaze out at the sun
as the artificial
atmostphere machines
give off a constant hum
in a world that's cold and
peaceful, april 2031

No more sky and no more trees.
April 2031
No more oxygen to breathe.
April 2031
No more hate and no more war.
April 2031
Nothing left worth fighting for.
April 2031.

As far back as Veitnam,
we should have learned our lesson.
But we closed our eyes
and sent our sons away.
And they told us we were winning
as they sold more ammunition.
Some were angry,
most just looked the other way.

And the night's illuminated
by the endless glowing sand
that swallowed all the oceans
and choked off all the land.
In a world beyond resuscitation
Even by God's hand

No more mountains no more sea
April 2031
No more you and no more me
April 2031
No more music no more songs
April 2031
No God left to blame it on
April 2031
Originally Posted by the_bird
Well, if you *love* it.... again, note that my A.S.S. has five pounds.

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Old 10-02-2008, 01:50 AM   #28
May 2008
Denver, Colorado
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Well baby, there you stand
With your little head, down in your hand
Oh, my god, you can’t believe it’s happening
Your baby’s gone, and you’re all alone
And it looks like the end.

And you’re back out on the street.
And you’re tryin’ to remember.
How will you start it over?
You don’t know what became.
You don’t care much for a stranger’s touch,
But you can’t hold your man.

You never thought you’d be alone this far
Down the line
And I know what’s been on your mind
You’re afraid it’s all been wasted time

The autumn leaves have got you thinking
About the first time that you fell
You didn’t love the boy too much, no, no
You just loved the boy to well, farewell
So you live from day to day, and you dream
About tomorrow, oh.
And the hours go by like minutes
And the shadows come to stay
So you take a little something to
Make them go away
And I could have done so many things, baby
If I could only stop my mind from wondrin’ what
I left behind and from worrying ’bout this wasted time

Ooh, another love has come and gone
Ooh, and the years keep rushing on
I remember what you told me before you went out on your own:
’sometimes to keep it together, we got to leave it alone.’
So you can get on with your search, baby, and I can
Get on with mine
And maybe someday we will find , that it wasn’t really
Wasted time

the eagles "wasted time"
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Old 10-02-2008, 05:06 AM   #29
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"I should give a **** but I don't give a ****!"
Gwar - 'The Salaminizer'

"I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell."
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Non-Alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it might taste the same but it just ain’t right!

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Old 10-02-2008, 05:22 AM   #30
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Get crazy with the chese whiz


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