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Old 10-01-2008, 05:11 PM   #11
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Well, you may throw your rock,
And hide your hand.
Workin' in the dark, Against your fellow man
But as sure as God, Made black and white.
What's done in the dark,
Will be brought to the light.

--Johnny Cash
This song rocks!!! The rhythm on this one has me hopping every time I hear it. This one + Midnight Rider (Willie Nelson) and Can't You See (Waylon Jennings) pep me up nicely when I need!
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:52 PM   #12
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When I get high
I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's
A drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
Always got the cops
Coming after me
Custom built bike doing 103
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

Ooh, are you ready girls?
Ooh, are you ready now?
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Give it a start
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
Ooh, yeah, baby

Skydive naked
From an aeroplane
Or a lady with a
Body from outerspace
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
Say I got trouble
Trouble in my eyes
I'm just looking for Another good time
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

Ooh, are you ready girls?
Ooh, are you ready now?
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Give it a start
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
Ooh, yeah, baby

When we started this band
All we needed, needed was a laugh
Years gone by...
I'd say we've kicked some ass
When I'm enraged
Or hittin' the stage
Adrenaline rushing
Through my veins
And I'd say we're still kickin' ass


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Old 10-01-2008, 06:58 PM   #13
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Bob Dylan 1963

The Times They Are A-Changin'

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.

The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'.
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Old 10-01-2008, 08:10 PM   #14
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This is Chuckle-worthy

Artist: Avenue D
Song: Donkey Punch

Got a new dance, real easy to do
just take off your pants and watch my crew
if you do it tonight you might get laid,
if you do it right, hell you might get paid

first off, all you hoes and skanks
turn around, bend over, grab you ankles
wave that ass up in the air,
shake it real fast like you just don't care

now someone else who's tough and strong
go rub that ass up with you dong
make sure she can feel your boner
later you won't be a loner

rub it up and down 'till you both start creaming
extra points if you got her screaming
and when your dick starts turning red
punch that bitch in the back of the head--EPIC!

chorus:
Donkey Punch
D-D-Donkey Punch
yea make me taste my lunch
I wanna Donkey Punch

Fellas come up from behind
grab that ass and start to grind
whack your meat on my back seat
while I bend and grab my feet

riding smackin' it
all the boys attackin' it
pinch a punch a bang your wang
to the back of my head to my pootie tang thang
go pow pow put my face on the floor
smack it up now knock on my back door

cuz I wannit tuff wannit ruff
bend me over, shove yourr stuff
at my pie and backside
and take me for a donkey ride

chorus

gotta decide are you the head or the tail
do you wanna ride or are you getting nailed?
baby grab me by my ponytail
and slide your hide up in my backside
ride these thighs until I'm crosseyed

I'm dignified, but I like to freak
and I got technique to make your knees weak
baby shhh don't speak, grind with me!
slap these cheeks while I ride your D
if you wanna be inside of me

baby show me now that you know how
to shake it like a maniac
cuz if you're good on the dance floor,
your good in the sack

I'll grab my ankles you grab my butt
and let's donkey dance 'till you bust a nut
chorus
(audience participation
-ALL YOU HOES TOUCH YOUR TOES!
-RUB YOUR NUTS ON MY BUTT!
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Old 10-01-2008, 09:41 PM   #15
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Let's be serious... nothing kicks more ass than vikings.



Valhalla Awaits Me -- Amon Amarth.


Blood gushes from the wound
The cut is wide and deep
And before I turn around
He falls to his knees

A clear song rings in the blade
When steel meets hardened steel.
I hear the sound of wood that breaks,
A swords cuts through my shield.

I drop the shield and grab my axe,
A weapon in each fist.
The first blow makes the helmet crack,
The axe cut to the teeth.

I rip the axe from the head,
covered in blood and brains.
Leave the body lying dead,
Ready to strike again.


My sword cuts through clothes and skin,
Like a hot knife cuts through snow.
I smile as the bastard screams,
when I twist my sword.

Sword in my hand,
Axe on my side.
Valhall awaits me,
Soon I will die.
Bear skin on my back,
Wolf jaw on my head.
Valhall awaits me
when I'm dead.

I raise my axe above my head,
My eyes stare in furious rage.
Yet more blood will be shed,
This is a victorious day!

Blood gushes from the wound,
The cut is wide and deep.
As I turn around,
I fall to my knees.

Sword in my hand,
Axe on my side.
Valhall awaits me,
Soon I will die.
Bear skin on my back,
Wolf jaw on my head.
Valhall awaits me
when I'm dead.
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Old 10-01-2008, 09:46 PM   #16
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The Bloodhound Gang - "Right Turn Clyde" or "Turn Clyde" (it depends)

Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though I'm a ***** and you're a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"
That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee

All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like 'em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend, I'll be glad that you do time
Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone

All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls

Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde.
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Old 10-01-2008, 10:02 PM   #17
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Amon Amarth = Intense. BHG are funny mofos! "Do like they do on the Discovery Channel" ...or something like that
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Old 10-01-2008, 10:29 PM   #18
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Awesome song tally

As far as "epic", I don't think it gets much better than this

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man
We are programmed to receive
You can checkout any time you like
But you can never leave
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Old 10-01-2008, 10:44 PM   #19
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"The cop knocked on my window,
"Boy where's the fire?
You got a mailbox on your bumper and a bald front tire.""
High Plains Drifter-The Beastie Boys

"I asked her for water and she brought me with gasoline"
Meanest Woman-Muddy Waters

"Anger,
he stands proudly with
shiny metallic purple armor.
Queen jealousy envy waits behind him.
Her fiery green gown stares at the grassy ground."
Bold as Love-Jimi Hendrix
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Old 10-01-2008, 10:54 PM   #20
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"I got nasty habits
I take tea at three
the meat I eat for dinner it must be
hung up for a week.

My best friend he shoots water rats and
feeds them to his geese.
Don't you think there's a place for you
in between the sheets?

Come on now honey
we can build a home for three.
come on now honey
don't you want to live with me?"

Live With Me-The Rolling Stones
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