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Old 09-25-2008, 07:38 PM   #1
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A friend just sent me this email, and I agree with it!

THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't.
No one wants to hear me sing.
Sorry I'm being such a jackass
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:55 PM   #2
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THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
- Anemone
- Obviously

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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
- Discombobulated

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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
- Sure, I'll sit down and shut up. None of you here wants to listen to my drunken rambling.
- I'll leave her/him alone. She/he is obviously expressing no interest in me whatsoever.



Great list! It'll grow leaps and bounds on HBT!!
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:15 PM   #3
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why is 'brewery' pre slurred for you? I haven't figured that one out...
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:16 PM   #4
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THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Aluminum
Calibrated

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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Unconstitutional
Multi-National Conglomerate

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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
You're right, there is no way I will convince you, a peace loving hippy, that the lifestyle of 1% motorcycle clubs is a reasonable lifestyle. (yes, I got drunk a few weeks ago and got into a very big arguement with some random drunk hipster about motorcycle gangs)
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:41 PM   #5
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I couldn't say 'hemodynamically' yesterday and I didn't have a single drop!

 
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:42 PM   #6
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You seem to have a problem with that one when you are sober! It's ALUMINIUM!

 
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:44 PM   #7

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Just this single word- No.


 
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:49 PM   #8
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You seem to have a problem with that one when you are sober! It's ALUMINIUM!
*sigh* You live in Ohio now. Pronounce it right!


How about words to pub (hell, any) songs? Lots of people can't sing those right when drunk.
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Nuclear

Emasculate

Self-righteous

Self-sanctimonious
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:54 PM   #10
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Things you don't want to hear when you are drunk.

We're going to have to make a testicular incision.
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