Words you can't say when you're drunk

Yooper · Sep 25, 2008

A friend just sent me this email, and I agree with it!

THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't.
No one wants to hear me sing.
Sorry I'm being such a jackass

Brewin_Bob · Sep 25, 2008

YooperBrew said:
THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

- Anemone
- Obviously

YooperBrew said:
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

- Discombobulated

YooperBrew said:
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

- Sure, I'll sit down and shut up. None of you here wants to listen to my drunken rambling.
- I'll leave her/him alone. She/he is obviously expressing no interest in me whatsoever.

Great list! It'll grow leaps and bounds on HBT!!

bad coffee · Sep 25, 2008

why is 'brewery' pre slurred for you? I haven't figured that one out...

Brooklyn-Brewtality · Sep 25, 2008

YooperBrew said:
THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Aluminum
Calibrated

YooperBrew said:
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Unconstitutional
Multi-National Conglomerate

YooperBrew said:
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

You're right, there is no way I will convince you, a peace loving hippy, that the lifestyle of 1% motorcycle clubs is a reasonable lifestyle. (yes, I got drunk a few weeks ago and got into a very big arguement with some random drunk hipster about motorcycle gangs)

FireBrewer · Sep 25, 2008

I couldn't say 'hemodynamically' yesterday and I didn't have a single drop!

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Sep 25, 2008

BerserkerBrew said:
Aluminum

You seem to have a problem with that one when you are sober! It's ALUMINIUM!

flyangler18 · Sep 25, 2008

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Just this single word- No.

Brewin_Bob · Sep 25, 2008

Laughing_Gnome said:
You seem to have a problem with that one when you are sober! It's ALUMINIUM!

*sigh* You live in Ohio now. Pronounce it right!

How about words to pub (hell, any) songs? Lots of people can't sing those right when drunk.

Jim Karr · Sep 25, 2008

Nuclear

Emasculate

Self-righteous

Self-sanctimonious

olllllo · Sep 25, 2008

Things you don't want to hear when you are drunk.

We're going to have to make a testicular incision.

homebrewer_99 · Sep 25, 2008

"Espireootenbotenschotenbarrachacha" trips me up sometimes... :drunk:

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Sep 25, 2008

Brewin_Bob said:
*sigh* You live in Ohio now. Pronounce it right!

NO!!!

The spelling aluminium is the international standard in the sciences (IUPAC). The American spelling is nonetheless used by many American scientists. Humphry Davy, the element's discoverer, first proposed the name alumium, and then later aluminum. The name aluminium was finally adopted to conform with the -ium ending of metallic elements

wwest · Sep 25, 2008

I can't say oxygen at all while drunk. Actually, I can barely say it while sober.

Brewin_Bob · Sep 25, 2008

Laughing_Gnome said:
NO!!!

The spelling aluminium is the international standard in the sciences (IUPAC). The American spelling is nonetheless used by many American scientists. Humphry Davy, the element's discoverer, first proposed the name alumium, and then later aluminum. The name aluminium was finally adopted to conform with the -ium ending of metallic elements

Dammit!! Consider myself schooled by the gnome!

At least I'm staying on topic, kinda:

monosodium glutamate
hydrogenated

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Sep 25, 2008

olllllo said:
Things you don't want to hear when you are drunk.

We're going to have to make a testicular incision.

Man, you get mugged in some high class places!!!

Short Drive · Sep 25, 2008

In Milwaukee its hard to say: Kinnickinnic Ave. But we had Yooper to a couple of bars there anyway.

Yooper · Sep 25, 2008

Short Drive said:
In Milwaukee its hard to say: Kinnickinnic Ave. But we had Yooper to a couple of bars there anyway.

I don't got to say it to be able to drink there!

I had another-

Officer came out as "ossifer". The cop did NOT laugh.

Yuri_Rage · Sep 25, 2008

sophisticated

flyangler18 · Sep 25, 2008

obfuscate.

Yuri_Rage · Sep 25, 2008

olllllo said:
Things you don't want to hear when you are drunk.

We're going to have to make a testicular incision.

Also falls into the category of, "if I have to hear it, I'd rather be drunk."

FireBrewer · Sep 25, 2008

Pythagorean Theorem? :drunk:

Bernie Brewer · Sep 25, 2008

Sobriety..............

jtvinny · Sep 25, 2008

I couldn't say "Much less" to save my life, it kept coming out, "Muss Lech" no matter how many time I tried. I also made "Concentration Camps" into "Conversation Camps". I know, not a laughing matter but that seemed to be pretty funny at the time.

blacklab · Sep 25, 2008

olllllo said:
Things you don't want to hear when you are drunk.

We're going to have to make a testicular incision.

I don't want to hear that when I'm sober, either, or stoned, or any mental state whatsoever.

blacklab · Sep 25, 2008

No, I don't want to go back to your trailer home with you.

Bob · Sep 25, 2008

THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Defenestration.

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Onomatopoeia.

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Antidisestablishmentarianism.

THINGS THAT ARE UNWISE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Why, yes, officer; that is my ourang-outan. He appears to have pooped on your shoe.

Here's something fun to try. You can win money doing this one at bars. It helps to be a professional voice-using person like a radio personality or voice-over talent. Regardless, you must practice before betting drunks.

"I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit."

DOITNOWFASTTHREETIMES!

Bob

niquejim · Sep 25, 2008

"I do"

Thank god I wasn't drunk because that was frickin easy

homebrewer_99 · Sep 25, 2008

niquejim said:
"I do"

Thank god I wasn't drunk because that was frickin easy

"I do" just so happens to be the longest sentence in the English language...it's a lifetime! :drunk:

niquejim · Sep 25, 2008

niquejim said:
"I do"

Thank god I wasn't drunk because that was frickin easy

homebrewer_99 said:
"I do" just so happens to be the longest sentence in the English language...it's a lifetime!

Fortunately I'm in Minimum security, so a life sentence is OK

0110x011 · Sep 30, 2008

THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Magnanimous

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
No cigarette for me, thanks.

Chris_Dog · Sep 30, 2008

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1. You probably don't want to hear my opinion, so I will just listen to yours.
2. I am sorry I was so off base there, you are right.
3. Hey Bubba don't do that you might get hurt.

OT Joke:
Rednecks last words...
Hey Bubba watch this!

dblvsn · Sep 30, 2008

THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Hefeweizen
Schwarzbier
Budweiser

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Lactobacillus delbrueckii
Brettanomyces bruxellensis
Saccharomycetaceae

barroomhero1234 · Sep 30, 2008

No i dont have a condom

slnies · Oct 1, 2008

I'm sorry, your higher grammatical ejaculations are to copious for my highly scholastic and diminutive propensities. Remember that drunk. S.

OrvilleOrdinary · Oct 27, 2008

I don't think sobriety would make that sentence any more attractive.

thataintchicken · Oct 27, 2008

the problem comes from the fact I am drunk and trying to post. so, in essence, I'm skewing the results, therefore changing the outcome.

slnies · Oct 27, 2008

Wait, Wait. ... I have another one. Do not enumerate on the juvenile poultry before the full process of incubation has occurred. Another one to remember when you are drunk.

Joe C · Oct 27, 2008

Personally, I like making people say this little tounge twister:

"I am the best mother pheasent plucker who ever plucked a mother pheasent".

GilaMinumBeer · Oct 27, 2008

Brewin_Bob said:
Dammit!! Consider myself schooled by the gnome!

At least I'm staying on topic, kinda:

monosodium glutamate
hydrogenated

Tried to school a Brit on the proper use of English words. Really? :rockin:

Looks like he got you "Aluminated" (see what I did there, the Brit is cringing now) but I still admire you for the attemp.

Bourdon · Oct 27, 2008

Judicial System

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