The Oak Barrel had a cartoon with two guys having their "one lunch beer" out of fish bowls. Wish I had a copy.
I'm amazed the feds even allow alcohol at the party.
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
"I would like to die on Mars, just not on impact." Elon Musk