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Old 09-16-2008, 01:38 AM   #1
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So I'm in the kitchen today, workin' on cleaning the dishes like a good little man-slave, when SWMBO comes storming in the house waving the electric/utility bill around. Arrapently, it is $211 for our little 2/1 townhouse with the air set on 80 (GOOD GOD, is it hot all month! And I don't even save any furkin money!). But hey, wtf.

Anyway, so shes pissed, had a bad day at work, and of course, decides to take it out on me. She starts rampaging around the house, screaming about this and that, electric bill is expensive, blah, blah, blah. I'm more than a little annoyed. She starts saying to me, "You need to stop wasting so much electricity; you need to shut the lights off and open the windows when you do things!" So I says to her, "You need to shut your mouth and open your ******!".

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She was not at all pleased by this remark. Stormed off to the nether. But hey, I thought it was funny, and now i are druck. And the coolest thing was, I said it without skipping a beat or cracking a smile. Bah.

Note: I am not a woman-hater, nor a chauvinist (sp?). I just felt that maybe, someone here is druck with me and would enjoy a fine story such as this.

Now. To the couch. CheerS!

 
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:42 AM   #2
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well.

+1 to your Man-Score

-87% to your chances of getting any for next few days(weeks?)
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:46 AM   #3
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You've got more balls than me....congrats...now I'm going to get in bed with my SWMBO
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:47 AM   #4
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At least you said ***** instead of ****

 
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:48 AM   #5
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well.

+1 to your Man-Score

-87% to your chances of getting any for next few days(weeks?)
I'd rate that..

+3 to the Man Score

-99.999% to chances of getting any for the rest of the week.

 
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:50 AM   #6
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Wow- I wouldnt even have dared you to do that
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:55 AM   #7
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I thought I heard a clanking sound earlier tonight... That must have been your GIANT BRASS BALLS slapping together....

On the flipside, you will probably be the only one playing with them in the near future...

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Old 09-16-2008, 01:56 AM   #8
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Rookie move. Just agree & don't say anything else. If she's like the rest of the women in the world she won't even remember being mad in about 20 min.

 
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:58 AM   #9
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Yes dear.

Yes dear.

Yes dear.

Uh huh.

Yes dear.


 
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...she won't even remember being mad in about 20 min.
Yea, but she will remember this for 20 years!
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