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Old 04-07-2006, 07:10 PM   #1
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Me and my better half were sitting in the living room one night and I said to her,

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.

Bitch!
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:06 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:18 PM   #3
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Not what I was expecting. Good one!
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:39 PM   #4
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:06 PM   #5
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Not what I was expecting. Good one!
I think I am with SwAMi75! Not at all what I expected and today I needed a laugh. When I had my heart operation last November I did not do a living will.... it was something else.... wwhat was it called...... hmmmm..... my head is too foggy... can't remember the name, but its like one.
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:35 PM   #6
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:45 PM   #7
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I think I am with SwAMi75! Not at all what I expected and today I needed a laugh. When I had my heart operation last November I did not do a living will.... it was something else.... wwhat was it called...... hmmmm.....
How about a "Do Not Rescucitate Order"? I had my heart attack (I got an angioplasty, that's "balloon" to the rest of you...) over 9 years ago and have had no problems since.
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:47 PM   #8
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Guess I don't have to worry. No TV, no SWMBO. Just ale and dogs.
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Old 04-08-2006, 12:28 AM   #9
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Me and my better half were sitting in the living room one night and I said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.

Bitch!
My new nominee for post of the year!
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Old 04-08-2006, 01:09 AM   #10
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Guess I don't have to worry. No TV, no SWMBO. Just ale and dogs.
I truely envy you
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