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Old 09-12-2008, 04:38 PM   #11
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It could.
Let's just say that the odds of winning the lottery are better, and I don't play that either...

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I hear there are a lot of Russian women looking to get out and come to the States. My one experience with this type of thing was with an Irish girl... pre-internet. We started penpal-ing, one thing led to another and I ended up going to visit her in Dublin. She turned out to be this half-Danish, half Irish, hot-as-crap model (just fashion/clothes). Those 2 weeks in Ireland were some of the best in my life.
Yes, but did you meet her because she mailed letters to 2,000,000 total strangers? or you both contacted a mutual introduction service of sorts..


 
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Old 09-12-2008, 04:48 PM   #12
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Let's just say that the odds of winning the lottery are better, and I don't play that either...
Ah the lottery, a tax on people that don't understand statistics...
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Old 09-12-2008, 04:52 PM   #13
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Ah the lottery, a tax on people that don't understand statistics...
That was Robin Hood's motto: Steal from the poor and redistribute!

Hey...... wait a second.....

 
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Old 09-12-2008, 04:54 PM   #14
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pshawww....Russian Brides are old hat....Nigerian Loveslaves are all the rage these days.

I have a Nigeria Loveslave...do YOU have a Nigerian Loveslave?

Here's mine, Her names Dolores;



I had an entire thread on another forum detailing the back and forth communication...I mindf*cked the scammer so much I got NO scam emails for over a year...
That's got to be the palest Nigerian on the planet...
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Old 09-12-2008, 04:55 PM   #15
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Ah the lottery, a tax on people that don't understand statistics...
So you're saying there's a chance...
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Old 09-12-2008, 05:06 PM   #16
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That's got to be the palest Nigerian on the planet...

Yeah, well she's REALLY South African....

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Nice to hear from you my name doris caldwell,i think we need to know more about each other am originally from south africa,but i came here to Nigeria to meet my formal master who works at the American consuulate,but he has now been trasnfered to asia and since i found Nigeria to be a very interesting place i decided to stay back till i get another master whom i would move in with as a sex slave i am willing to have a master slave relationship,i am a sex slave willing to have a master to live in with who would dominate me sexually,i want a serious master and not internet sex commands.Let me know how sincere you are and if truly you would like to have a sex slave to satisfy your sexual desries,my pictures are attached to this mail.....hope to hear from you soon...........doris
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Old 09-12-2008, 05:08 PM   #17
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Yes, but did you meet her because she mailed letters to 2,000,000 total strangers? or you both contacted a mutual introduction service of sorts..
It was all on the up-and-up. I was into Irish stuff at the time, in the military, and single. I responded to an add in a SoCal paper for international penpals. The girl I ended up with wasn't the one who placed the add, but a friend of one who did. She liked my picture so begged the other girl to give her my contact info and it took off from there. Thank God it turned out that way because when I met the girl in Ireland who posted the add, she "wasn't my type" to say the least.
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Old 09-12-2008, 05:28 PM   #18
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I think you should respond to all of them. Let them all know that you are very interested and you would love to communicate with them. Then tell them that you are in danger of losing your computer and internet connection due to not being able to pay your bill. Ask them each for $50 to help pay the bill.
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Old 09-12-2008, 05:31 PM   #19
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Not only does Anastasia want me, but this was soon followed by letters from Svetlana, Katarina, Catia, and Alexandria

Pics of the rest please!

 
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Old 09-12-2008, 08:24 PM   #20
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It was all on the up-and-up. I was into Irish stuff at the time, in the military, and single. I responded to an add in a SoCal paper for international penpals.
Which was my original point. International romance flourishes, but not usually via spam...

 
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