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Old 09-09-2008, 03:17 AM   #1
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So, this is not a political discussion. So please keep it away from that. I have to bring up politics to illustrate the context at which I titled this thread.

So I was talking to my mom last week and she asked me what I thought of Palin being the Veep nominee. I started telling my mother what I thought of her and McCain and it was not positive. My mother disagreed with my viewpoints and I tried to point out why she was wrong...

Then my wife bursts out, "DO YOU WANT A MUSLIM TO BE THE PRESIDENT?!!!"

I was f-cking dumbfounded. I am usually very verbose but I was shocked into silence for a few moments.

I corrected her of course and did everything I could to keep that "are you really that stupid?" out of my tone.

Do people still believe this nonsense? Also, has you SWMBO said or done anything that has ever made you truly wonder if they were no where near as intelligent as you had initially thought?

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Old 09-09-2008, 03:20 AM   #2
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Must resist talking sh!t about SWMBO...

 
Old 09-09-2008, 03:23 AM   #3
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:30 AM   #4
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Sorry I have to agree with your wife on this one....
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:31 AM   #5
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Nope. Been with this women for 7 [email protected] years! She's flighty sometimes and I wonder what the hell she's thinking sometimes but this one was a whole new level of "What the F-ck?!!!"

I don't normally talk sh!t about her but this one just made me mad. The pure and absolute ignorance of her question offended me to the core. I just didn't think it was possible that anyone I knew, much less my wife, actually believed that garbage!

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Old 09-09-2008, 03:32 AM   #6
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Brew-boy, he's not a muslim. Whether or not I want a muslim to be the president is irrelevant. The sheer stupidity of believing that he's a muslim is astounding!

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Old 09-09-2008, 03:33 AM   #7
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she may not be to far off..

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Old 09-09-2008, 03:39 AM   #8
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Sorry I have to agree with your wife on this one....
Nope....Sorry.

and more over, if you can't think of anything more valuable to say about someone with as many negative aspects and downfalls as Obama, than to bitch about the theory that he may be Muslim, you are not smart enough to vote and deserve to go back to about 7th grade and start over.
This guy is a Tax and Spend Democrat, he is a racist black man that has attended a church that has advocated violence against white people, he has as much as promised that we could have new tax increases, but folks...he is not a Muslim....and even if he were...BFD! It's not like he's an Alkida extremist! And the Muslim faith is no more of less of a valid and main stream religion than Catholicism, or Baptism...(is that right? Baptists?)

Having said all of that, let me wax poetic for a moment:

Never was a woman so stupid as the man that points it out.

And you can Fukcing quote that Sheit Bieothc.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:45 AM   #9
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Alright. I guess I should have put it in the debate forum. I was just looking to vent and see if anyone had similar experiences with their SWMBO.

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Old 09-09-2008, 03:46 AM   #10
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Nope....Sorry.

and more over, if you can't think of anything more valuable to say about someone with as many negative aspects and downfalls as Obama, than to bitch about the theory that he may be Muslim, you are not smart enough to vote and deserve to go back to about 7th grade and start over.
This guy is a Tax and Spend Democrat, he is a racist black man that has attended a church that has advocated violence against white people, he has as much as promised that we could have new tax increases, but folks...he is not a Muslim....and even if he were...BFD! It's not like he's an Alkida extremist! And the Muslim faith is no more of less of a valid and main stream religion than Catholicism, or Baptism...(is that right? Baptists?)

Having said all of that, let me wax poetic for a moment:

Never was a woman so stupid as the man that points it out.

And you can Fukcing quote that Sheit Bieothc.
Wow. Maybe you should check your sources as well.

For G-d sakes, can we stop using terms like "tax and spend" democrats. Find me an administration that has spent more than this one.

And I won't even touch the racist part.
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