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Old 09-08-2008, 11:11 PM   #21
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I used to blow vettes away in my 93 eagle talon TSi Awd. It cost far less than corvettes when new, technically I think it might be considered an American car, but it was made with mitsubishi parts on an eclipse frame after mitsubishi bought diamond - star motors around 1990.

The large fiberglass penis (corvette) had nothing on that small fast car from the line to the finish of the 1/4 mile.

To me corvettes just say "I'm compensating for something", and if the guy driving a vette isn't bald, it isn't hard to guess what it is...
I was referring to foreign exotic cars and late model Vettes. I will call BS on "blowing them away" I would like to see you "blow away" an 08' Z06

 
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Old 09-08-2008, 11:26 PM   #22
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While we are on the subject has anyone seen the 08' Limited Edition 427 Z06.....beautiful machine. Unfortunately it comes with one hell of a price tag.

Corvette 427 Limited Edition Z06 - Autoblog

 
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:03 AM   #23
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:05 AM   #24
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I used to blow vettes away in my 93 eagle talon TSi Awd.
Which Corvettes were they, exactly? 1978 L-48s?
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:13 AM   #25
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It's a known fact that Corvette owners are overcompensating for having a small pecker...
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:43 AM   #26
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Which Corvettes were they, exactly? 1978 L-48s?
Well I haven't had the car for years, but at the time I had the car, my one friend was very into vettes. He has owned a c4 and a c5, at different times in his life, but I forget which one he used to race with me, but it was one that came straight from the dealership with no after market parts. We would race and I would take him pretty much every time, but this may say more about his driving than the abilities of the car.

In the words of Jeremy Clarkson, "The weak point of the modern car is the squidgy organic bit behind the wheel."
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:53 AM   #27
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It's a known fact that Corvette owners are overcompensating for having a small pecker...
I don't own one, but when I do, SWMBO will be the first to tell you that you're wrong
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Old 09-09-2008, 01:08 AM   #28
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... but I forget which one he used to race with me...
Sort of reminds me of the kids in junior high who used to say they weren't virgins and then when people asked who they had sex with they'd so "oh she's from Canada, you wouldn't know her".

As someone who avidly streetraced from 90-98, I could probably tell you the year, make, and model of almost every car I raced, especially the ones owned by my friends.

The 93 TSI had 190 HP. Even an 86 C-4 Vette had 230 HP.
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Old 09-09-2008, 01:23 AM   #29
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What's the difference between a corvette and a porcupine??
Porcupine has the prick on the outside!
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Old 09-09-2008, 01:24 AM   #30
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It's a known fact that Corvette owners are overcompensating for having a small pecker...
And Hemis, Hummers and other gigantic pick-up trucks and SUVs.

I think the converse is also true. I drive a Honda Fit to overcompensate for my enormous genitals.
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