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Old 09-05-2008, 08:59 PM   #21
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We get a lot of new foreign graduate students each fall, and up go the signs in the women's bathrooms (according to my wife) to please not STAND ON THE TOILET. This still amazes me. These are the cream of the crop, coming here to earn an advanced degree, yet they don't have the common sense to see that our toilets are obviously not designed to stand on. I can't even imagine trying as a guy.

I believe the Japanese have sound cancelling toilets, or at least ones that generate their own noise to cover up any bodily noise. Perfume too on demand!
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Old 09-05-2008, 09:09 PM   #22
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That's no way for a snowman to talk!!!

One time, at band camp, I was on the throne and, someone, like, let a big fart out and, I , uh, said, uh, "I can name that song in three notes"...
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Old 09-05-2008, 09:21 PM   #23
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Fart fart fart...

Ratta tat tat

Fart Fart

crackle...fsssst...crackle...........PLOP

PLOP....PLOP.PLOP.PLOP.

frrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttt....

putputputputput

PLOP.

flush...


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Old 09-05-2008, 09:37 PM   #24
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That one always squicks me out. Listen, I may have to touch the stuff your handling, you may not mind, but I do.

The best (worst) was when I was standing at the urinal minding my own business, and my bosses boss comes up to the urinal next to me, and pats me on the back.
Reminds me of this video


 
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Old 09-05-2008, 09:41 PM   #25
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Here is some more bathroom tech!
The bullhorn is pure genius!
Why didn't I think of that?
I gonna get one so I can inform SWMBO if I need a refill before I'm done with the throne.

 
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Old 09-05-2008, 09:55 PM   #26
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That's no way for a snowman to talk!!!
ROFL
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Old 09-05-2008, 10:03 PM   #27
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I love it when there are 10 stalls and some guy comes in and has to crap in the stall next to you.
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:06 AM   #28
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AHAHA

I eat daves insanity every day on random ****, it works way better than fiber.

Sometimes I will be laughing outloud because of the high fart to poo ratio, sounds like a pigeon is trying to fly away in the stall.

 
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:18 AM   #29
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Who Do You Work For Number Two!!!??
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Old 09-06-2008, 02:53 AM   #30
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My rant for the day:


Man, what's with some of you people?
This is a huge federal agency.

Right. One of many. Full of azzholes just like you are talking about.
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