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Old 09-05-2008, 06:41 PM   #1
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My rant for the day:


Man, what's with some of you people?
This is a huge federal agency. This is a professional atmosphere for God's sake.

Stop grunting like you're having a baby and stop shouting like you're at a black southern baptist church. Its a turd not a basketball. If your ass hurts that much from crapping, try getting more fiber in your diet.

HAVEN'T ANY OF YOU MOTHERF***ERS EVER HEARD OF A "COURTESY FLUSH"?!?!

Just because you're in the bathroom doesn't mean you're not in public anymore. Show some F**KING respect for those around you!
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:44 PM   #2
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we have 3 personal bathrooms at my work. 2 are right across from my office. i can yell all i want
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:44 PM   #3
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HAVEN'T ANY OF YOU MOTHERF***ERS EVER HEARD OF A "COURTESY FLUSH"?!?!

Just because you're in the bathroom doesn't mean you're not in public anymore. Show some F**KING respect for those around you!
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I really don't need to see your poop crumbs first thing when I walk into a stall.

 
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:59 PM   #4

I work from home- I usually don't even close the door.

 
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Old 09-05-2008, 07:02 PM   #5
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The last hotel room I was in had the bathroom situated where you could sit and see the flat screen TV. The remote worked from that distance as well.

Awesome!!!

 
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Old 09-05-2008, 07:04 PM   #6
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The last hotel room I was in had the bathroom situated where you could sit and see the flat screen TV. The remote worked from that distance as well.

Awesome!!!
maybe not so awesome when you realize the person before you might have had the same plans for that remote you're holding!
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Old 09-05-2008, 07:05 PM   #7
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The last hotel room I was in had the bathroom situated where you could sit and see the flat screen TV. The remote worked from that distance as well.

Awesome!!!
Sounds like paradise!


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maybe not so awesome when you realize the person before you might have had the same plans for that remote you're holding!
Crap, not paradise anymore. Thanks, King!
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Old 09-05-2008, 07:06 PM   #8
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Toilet threads rock.
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Old 09-05-2008, 07:08 PM   #9
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I was waiting for a Senator joke.
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Old 09-05-2008, 07:10 PM   #10
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random post of the day!

 
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