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Old 09-09-2008, 09:08 PM   #61
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Originally Posted by mmb View Post
Remember, you can't see her face.

She probably has a bigger package then he does.....If the interwebz has taught me anything it's never trust half the picture!
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Planning:SWMBO Berry wine, Imperial Coffee Stout, Shaved Nut(s) Brown ale.
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Old 09-10-2008, 12:05 PM   #62
I like 'em shaved
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Originally Posted by Ego Archive View Post
......never trust half the picture!
I definitely have to agree with that. However, the half that is visible is pretty dang nice... OMHO
Based on that - YEAH BABY!!!
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Old 09-10-2008, 12:52 PM   #63
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My wife still asks these type questions from time to time, but not quite as often as she used to after she relized that I'm going to give her an honest answer - good or bad. Thankfully when I give her a honest answer that she doesn't like, she doesn't hold a grudge, or withhold more important things out of spite.
Originally Posted by the_bird
Well, if you *love* it.... again, note that my A.S.S. has five pounds.

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Old 09-10-2008, 12:59 PM   #64
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Old 09-10-2008, 01:05 PM   #65
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Occasionally I give a piece of sage like wisdom. My wife always asked me that kinda crap too. Then I had an older fella give me this line and I never have to answer the question again.

In the most patronizing tone possible you say, "You look as beautiful as the day we met!"

Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer! BTW, you've officially totally dodge the real question and still get to have sex.......

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