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Old 09-03-2008, 04:25 PM   #51
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Your Jeans don't make your ass look fat...

But Your Face Does!!!

HA HA HA
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Old 09-03-2008, 04:53 PM   #52
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You could always respond with:

"Yeah, but the shirt makes your boobs look big, so it all balances out."


Of course your going to need to post here when you come out of the coma.
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Old 09-05-2008, 04:53 AM   #53
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Never respond, 'Those jeans make my ass look fat'
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:41 PM   #54
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OK Yooper, I will throw you a bone..... and one for the guys too.
Thank God it is NOT my ass.... but it is a dude.

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Old 09-05-2008, 12:47 PM   #55
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That dude must be LOADED.
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:55 PM   #56
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Some eyebleach for the ladies... Not an ass, but who cares????




 
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:07 PM   #57
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My honest non-answer: "You look great"
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:16 PM   #58
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OK Yooper, I will throw you a bone..... and one for the guys too.
Thank God it is NOT my ass.... but it is a dude.

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That dude must be LOADED.
That was my thought exactly- he must be a billionaire. Wonder if he's single?
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:47 PM   #59
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OK Yooper, I will throw you a bone..... and one for the guys too.
Thank God it is NOT my ass.... but it is a dude.

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That dude must be LOADED.
Remember, you can't see her face.

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Old 09-09-2008, 07:37 PM   #60
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Deep 6 - Yeah. Your tuchus is ginormous. Lay off the chocolate sundaes, fer cryin' out loud.



Everyone else - my wife asks me about her appearance all the time. Maybe I'm a touch too "metro", but she values my opinion. I tell her the truth and we get on with our lives.

[shrug]

I wouldn't have it any other way. In fact, women who play that kind of game really chap my (rather shapely) arse. Don't fish for compliments, and if you don't want a truthful answer, sure as hell don't ask the question. Now, I'm not saying, "Jeez, baby, you look like J Lo after a binge at an all-you-can-eat cake weekend" is a good answer! I'm only saying that a woman who can't deal with an answer has deeper problems than what her ass looks like. She's probably the sort of gal who, if angry, says sh!t like, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!" Which is the definition of dumb.

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