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Old 09-02-2008, 07:54 PM   #21
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I guess I'd want to know if I was about to go out in something that didn't look nice
"You guess" you'd want to know right until I open my mouth. At which point you would decidedly not want to know and I would then be responsible for your hurt feelings. Sorry, not falling for that trap (again).

Rally wanna know if your ass looks fat? or your dress is ugly? Go look in a mirror. Because no matter what it looks like, if you ask me it looks very nice.

 
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:05 PM   #22
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You know what? I've given this some thought and come up with a solution!

Take a picture of you in those jeans from behind and fairly close up. Take a picture of your naked butt the same way. We women will tell you which way we prefer it. Does that sound fair? I personally think it's a brilliant solution!
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:07 PM   #23
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Rally wanna know if your ass looks fat? or your dress is ugly? Go look in a mirror.
+1 If the person asking the question can't be a grown up about it, they shouldn't ask. Chances are excellent that if they are asking the 'fat' question, they already know the answer and just don't want to believe it.
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:08 PM   #24
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You know what? I've given this some thought and come up with a solution!

Take a picture of you in those jeans from behind and fairly close up. Take a picture of your naked butt the same way. We women will tell you which way we prefer it. Does that sound fair? I personally think it's a brilliant solution!
Only one problem with that: men don't care how their butts look. It's there for sitting and sh***ing, nothing more.

 
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:13 PM   #25
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what the hell are you talking about? i have a fantastic ass!
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:14 PM   #26
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SWMBO just wants to know if the jeans flatter her or not. Naturally, I never say that her ass looks fat, but I do tell her if the jeans are cut wrong for her. If she asks for an explanation of "cut wrong" I say that maybe they are just the wrong color. If they are standard blue jeans, I blame the pockets for being too big or too small. SWMBOs ass is never the problem, ever. That ass is just perfect for me.
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what the hell are you talking about? i have a fantastic ass!
I stand corrected. Most of us don't care what our ass looks like. My wife claims I don't have one, so why worry.

 
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:45 PM   #29
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You know what? I've given this some thought and come up with a solution!

Take a picture of you in those jeans from behind and fairly close up. Take a picture of your naked butt the same way. We women will tell you which way we prefer it. Does that sound fair? I personally think it's a brilliant solution!
OMG Yooper, you are a genius!!!! +1 for the idea.
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Old 09-02-2008, 09:07 PM   #30
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The one way you could nicely say it to her is "I would much rather see you naked and those jeans would look great on the floor at the foot of the bed..."
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