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Old 09-02-2008, 07:39 PM   #11
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i personally think people should not ask questions if they already expect a certain response

and yes, john, those jeans really make your fat ass stand out
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:41 PM   #12
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Don't answer that!

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Old 09-02-2008, 07:41 PM   #13
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Finally, a subject I can respond to on the debate forum.
Yes John, those jeans make your ass look fat.
On the other hand, I know that it's the fat ass on me and not the jeans that make me look fat.
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:42 PM   #14
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You are crazy as hell!
That may in fact be true, but irrelevant to this situation.

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You NEVER, EVER, EVER tell SWMBO she looks bad no matter what she looks like. True or not, needed or not, you will catch grief for that one comment for the rest of your life (or longer...)
Perhaps... You may catch hell either way if you let her leave the house in something that looks godawful and she sees the pictures later of what she looked like.

I guess I'd want to know if I was about to go out in something that didn't look nice (although I would probably already suspect it and just be confirming with HWMO). Mileage may vary depending on insanity factor of your (generic you) SWMBO.

 
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:44 PM   #15
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Herein lies the fundamental difference between the sexes. If a woman tells a man he looks stupid in something, he will either ignore her or change without taking it personally.

If a man says his woman looks silly in something, he will pay for it. For a long, long, long time.

 
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:46 PM   #16
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meh...you could always tell her you don't like the dress, doesn't have anything to do with her ass.

or you could say "i prefer you look dumpy, that way the other guys don't hit on my fine-ass girl." think that will work?
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:48 PM   #17
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Herein lies the fundamental difference between the sexes. If a woman tells a man he looks stupid in something, he will either ignore her or change without taking it personally.

If a man says his woman looks silly in something, he will pay for it. For a long, long, long time.
Amen to that! My SWMBO sometimes wears things that I don't exactly think look the greatest on her she always can tell if I'm lying by the inflection in my voice.
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If a man says his woman looks silly in something, he will pay for it. For a long, long, long time.
And the fact that we can pee standing up and not have it dribble down our legs.

 
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I had this situation come up recently. She asked if her outfit looked OK, and I said she looked good.

Ten minutes later, she comes back downstairs in a completely different outfit. Why ask my opinion?

 
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:51 PM   #20
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And the fact that we can pee standing up and not have it dribble down our legs.
You might find that changes with age.

 
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