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Old 09-02-2008, 07:16 PM   #1
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Well, do they?!?

 
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:17 PM   #2

Yes. Go run.

 
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:17 PM   #3
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no, your ass makes your ass look fat!

 
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:20 PM   #4
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no, your ass makes your ass look fat!
That reminds me of why I no longer ask my husband, "Does this outfit make me look fat?". The last time I asked, he studied me for a minute and then said, "No. That dress does NOT make you look fat. It's your body that makes you look fat." After I hit him, I never asked him again.
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:23 PM   #5
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After I hit him, I never asked him again.

+1 HWMO has used the term "dumpy" thinking that it was less offensive.

Advice to men: unless SWMBO looks really bad and shouldn't appear in front of people in what she's chosen to wear, tell her she looks nice.

EDIT: I just realized that I ask this question in 2 different situations:

1. I ACTUALLY want to know if it doesn't flatter me, so I don't wear it.

or

2. I REALLY like the outfit, and even though I'm not sure I look 100% awesome in it, if HWMO says it looks good, it will give me the boost of confidence needed to pull it off.

Good luck deciphering between those two situations if your SWMBO is similar.

Reason: realizing I do it too, but for different reason

 
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:24 PM   #6
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I've told my wife never to ask that question. She's going to get the same answer every time. You know, the one that ensures my preservation.

 
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:24 PM   #7
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That reminds me of why I no longer ask my husband, "Does this outfit make me look fat?". The last time I asked, he studied me for a minute and then said, "No. That dress does NOT make you look fat. It's your body that makes you look fat." After I hit him, I never asked him again.
Wait, was this your husband, or your ex-husband?
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:33 PM   #8
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Advice to men: unless SWMBO looks really bad and shouldn't appear in front of people in what she's chosen to wear, tell her she looks nice.
I may get modded for this, but...

You are crazy as hell! You NEVER, EVER, EVER tell SWMBO she looks bad no matter what she looks like. True or not, needed or not, you will catch grief for that one comment for the rest of your life (or longer...)

 
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:36 PM   #9
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Wait, was this your husband, or your ex-husband?
It's the current husband. The one who apparently doesn't want to ever have sex again in this life.

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Old 09-02-2008, 07:39 PM   #10

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The one who apparently doesn't want to ever have sex again in this life.
There's always the Band of the Hand.

 
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