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Old 08-31-2008, 03:59 AM   #1
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Festivus nears, so the Airing of Grievances warmup can commence. Why didn't you people warn me that I would have to wait forever if I made wine? I could be drinking my first brewed beer about now, but instead, I have only just now figured out that if I want a homebrewed drink anytime soon, I'd better start brewing some goddamned beer, and pronto, because I'm thristy.

Next time, pull a noob aside and say, "Hey, don't **** up and make wine. Make some beer first."

I'm tired of drinking my green Apfelwein. I have another month to wait now, no matter what.

I hope I can put together a keezer and then I'll buy something good from a local microbrewer, and I hope it's BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU HAVE so you will be jealous and rue the day you laughed and snickered at me.

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Old 08-31-2008, 04:01 AM   #2
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To Be fare, The only time we laugh and snicker at you is when you're all lickered up on green apfelwein and produce posts like this!
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:22 AM   #3
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To Be fare, The only time we laugh and snicker at you is when you're all lickered up on green apfelwein and produce posts like this!
thatz fokin funny
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:31 AM   #4
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Festivus? Seriously... ?

You're gonna celebrate a sitcom holiday?
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Old 08-31-2008, 01:14 PM   #5
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How is a sitcom holiday any different than a hallmark holiday?
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Old 08-31-2008, 01:20 PM   #6
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Stop yer goddamn whining and brew a bitter! It will be ready before anything else and then you can get back to not being a whining 'lil fluffycat!

 
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Old 08-31-2008, 01:51 PM   #7
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buy another fermentor LOL

 
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Old 08-31-2008, 01:54 PM   #8
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I have my fermentor open. 6.5 gallon. How long to bitter?
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5 Gal: Cherry wine
3 Gal: Welch's grape wine
1 Gal: Edwort's Apfelwein
1 Gal: Welch's grape with a pint of Apfelwein
1 Gal: Edwort's Apfelwein
1 Gal: Edwort's Apfelwein
1 Gal: Edwort's Apfelwein
Bottled/Aging/Kegged: Edwort's Apfelwein
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Old 08-31-2008, 01:59 PM   #9
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what you worred about...u just can secondary......in a fermentor...buy a brewers best kit & enjoy

 
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Old 08-31-2008, 03:00 PM   #10
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A low gravity bitter can be ready in 3 weeks.
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