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Old 08-29-2008, 02:46 PM   #21
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All I'm going to say here is that if you are able to pull it off, you will pretty much be a sideshow to the main attraction and pretty much be ignored. That is all I'm saying on the subject...

 
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:47 PM   #22
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Chuckle.

The threads made a turn for the better.
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:48 PM   #23
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All I'm going to say here is that if you are able to pull it off, you will pretty much be a sideshow to the main attraction and pretty much be ignored. That is all I'm saying on the subject...
I hope you were at least able to take some pictures...
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:54 PM   #24
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:09 PM   #25
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I would say that it would be very similar to having a marital affair if indeed you don't want the women to find out. You will have to deal with all the lying and deceit that goes with that sort of thing. It's stressful unless lying doesn't bother you on some level.

You should also be prepared to lose one or both of the relationships.
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:22 PM   #26
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I can't help but wonder why the hell you'd want more than 1 woman in your life? I've got 1, and I'm in trouble like 75% of the time. If I had 2 chicks...that's like 150% of my life in the dog house....


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Old 08-29-2008, 03:41 PM   #27
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If you wanna get 2 chicks at the same time, short of getting a million dollars, I'd first approach your current GF with the proposition of getting her and another girl together. Use teh intarwebz...there's gotta be a good service out there for finding swinger couples and sh*t like that...craigslist might even work. Both of you interview her, and see if it's a good fit.

If your GF isn't into it, then you guys need to have a serious discussion about your sexual needs/desires. Maybe you can develop your relationship a bit more, and lay everything on the table, and see where it goes. If she's still deadset against it, well, then you have a choice that you need to make: stay with her and the threesome remains a fantasy, or leave her and hope for the best.

The one option that is not an option at all is doing it behind her back with 2 other chicks. In addition to the obvious hurdle of actually finding two chicks that are not only into you, but also into threesomes, you need to consider the feelings of your GF. Cheating is cheating, and lying is lying. F*cking around on your significant other is unequivocally wrong, even if she's keeping you sexually repressed.

So, in other words, it's time to be honest with yourself and with her, and have some real words...
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:57 PM   #28
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Technically, getting "pegged" doesn't involve another dude.
What will you kids think of next?

Wait... I don't want to know.
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What will you kids think of next?

Wait... I don't want to know.
you've never been focked in the ass with a strapon by your ladyfriend? man, you haven't truly lived...

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Old 08-29-2008, 04:05 PM   #30
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There was a point in my life when I maintained two relationships. It was hell. But no one can convince you because you'll justify it as being the one guy in the world who can handle it... until you can't.

One is often too much. But two? never again!

 
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